TMI Mom!

By KtSue - 12/11/2012 05:25 - United States

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Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Don't leave us hanging, OP, what happened? Was it curtains for her cooter, or does the pendulum still swing?

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saIty 17

Tell her to pull it back with some rubberbands and clothespins.

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sexygirl25 3

It probably already was hanging she just couldn't see it!

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skip_m 6

So long as it doesn't pick up dirt as it drags across the ground.

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PoodleJuice 7

Does your cooter hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

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bott_fml 4

Thanks for sharing those mental images with us, OP!

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olpally 32

I think we're all scarred from reading this fml.. *vomits*

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perdix 29

No, not on purpose. She can try sitting over a hot-tub drain and see if the problem gets resolved in the rescue. It works with old men's balls.

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Malaki929 3

I think i just threw up a little. There's not enough therapy in the world to help unsee that mental image

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