And this is one reason why I'd never want to be fat. Once you get to where you'd need to lose 30 pounds or more, you're probably going to have a damn hard time ever making your midsection look normal. Even those people from the Biggest Loser who get the skin cut off never look right with their shirts off.

laziness has its downside I guess.

Sometimes the borders of the land of too much information are a little blurred. This is not one of them. She's a week's march across the border and laying siege to the capital with that one! FYL.

I'm just throwing this out there but maybe if your mom jumps off her house she can probably fly with all the extra skin like a flying squirrel.

Some things can't be unseen or unimagined!

Ah, those Laparoscopic Bands are great. Very quick, simple, and rather effective. Now if only someone made a Lap Stupid.

like dogs' ear

That is just disgusting... I dont know your mom but that is still a terrible mental image.

Now she has flap door! Ick!

i would love to get sloppy kisses from that clam, i bet it looks it its swallowing meat when shes on top those fat lips