By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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iarefatal 9

You weakened him up for her, right?

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SonOfAMitch 14

Eh, it's not that bad... at least she didn't up getting hurt and actually defended herself However, I still feel sorry for you OP :(

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SonOfAMitch 14

Eh, it's not that bad... at least she didn't up getting hurt and actually defended herself However, I still feel sorry for you OP :(

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lilhellian 26

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lopsop 12

I feel sorry the day op tries to break up with her

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chlorinegreen 27

For the longest time I was trying to find your mistake. Funny how your mind fills in the blanks for you.

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iMeowzAlot 8

#30 Your comment changed my life thank you.

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the17doctor 12

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sens3sfailing 24

Any guy ass holish enough to grab a random girls ass will hardly give a shit if you tell him to **** off. Don't know of many douche bags with no regard for personal space who give a **** about what you say to them in a way that would make him back off.

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Catkam623 27

Idk most douche bags aren't really looking for a fight and are just trying to impress their friends he might have ****** off

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iarefatal 9

You weakened him up for her, right?

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buckdharma 36

Yeah, he got tired from op's face repeatedly hitting his fist.

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whostolemylama 12

At least you know she won't kiss someone else at midnight and claim him as a friend. On the other note: You tried, its the thought that counts. Right?

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wlddog 14

He better hope it counts. Or, she may be someone that actually values strength in a man. or not being dumb enough to pick a fight with a massive bodybuilder. I guess it depends on How big the other guy was and how he actually got knocked out. Considering she beat the crap out of the other guy, i am guessing he wasn't very intimidating.

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Dracoboxer357 35

22- I've beaten larger men and have been beaten by smaller men. It's not always the size of the man in a fight, but the size of the fight in the man. ;)

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wlddog 14

Did your girlfriend whip the guys you couldnt?

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Dracoboxer357 35

77- Lol, the bulk of my last fights were in a ring with gear on, and my wife cheered for me in both cases of victory and defeat. ;) I think it would have been bad manners if she jumped in and took over for me at that point. ;D

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wlddog 14

LoL, you could have sold more tickets. Just for the record, if it was true that "it is the size of the fight in the dog, not the dog in the fight", then why have weight classes? I agree, its random when righting someone off the street. However, that does not mean I will ever put money on the little guy. Guess i am not much of a romantic.

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Pleonasm 35

At least now you don't need to worry about her, that woman can kick some ass! Just remember not to piss her off...

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aruam365 24

While it is sexual assault for someone to grab an unwilling person's ass... I completely understand telling him off for it and possibly reporting it but trying to start a fight over it is really ******* stupid and only is going to escalate the situation.

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Paris25_fml 11

So let it escalate, cut his hand off and send a message to all other sexual predators.

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Quest_ 13

I am pleased for your girlfriend.

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Eorlas 31

Wow, FYL OP that's really embarrassing. Try to look on the bright side though. At least she was there to back you up so you didn't get hurt more. Look at it as a sign that you have a really nice girlfriend! She could have just cried, but she stood up for you instead.

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connerwonner 7

No she stood up for herself. OP was already unconscious.

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Trisha_aus 15

This reminds me of the movie 10 Things I Hate About You when Joe Gordon- Levitt tries to fight the guy and Bianca ends up beating him up..girl power!

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perdix 29

You probably ****** up his hands real good by using your face. Nevertheless, if you get in an argument with your girlfriend, you'd better be prepared to run.

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Lacist 19

That is pure satire and we love it, hope that guys okay.

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amara92_fml 10

Wow girl power, good on her. Atleast you know she will always have your back

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enormouselephant 15

Well your username isn't helping you, OP.

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Trisha_aus 15

A man can't love cats?

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poccocurantes 7

Yeah cats really have nothing to do with Ops martial skills. Have you ever seen those buggers fight. I would much rather face a dog than a cat the same size.

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Dracoboxer357 35

12- I loved My cat until she died of old age, and I don't see how wanting to take care of a pet helps or hurts Op in the context of this posting. ;p I'm not going to think he's more of a real big brawler if he happened to call himself "400 lb Slaughterhouse." ;p

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enormouselephant 15

37- I don't see where I said anything about him wanting to take care of a cat? He only likes cats, maybe his fighting skills are as strong as his emotions.

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