By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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iarefatal 9

You weakened him up for her, right?

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SonOfAMitch 14

Eh, it's not that bad... at least she didn't up getting hurt and actually defended herself However, I still feel sorry for you OP :(

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To_Die_For 7

Dude, she kicked his ass after he grabbed her ass. Even though you were unconcious. I know that is not what you want to be reminded off... But think about it Obviously she can be trusted. Ha trust me girls fall a lot lower than that these days in the unfaithfullness department. And beating up douche bags at a concert? She sounds pretty damn cool ;-) Douche bag may have beaten you up, but your girlfriend is awesome so think about that! Count the possitives dude, you have them more than negitives here ;-)

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Fsvb 32

I voted YDI because of stereotyping that girls are supposed to be weaker than men.

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Quikraptor 8

I voted FML because he stood up for his girlfriend.

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Fsvb 32

I think both sides have valid arguments.

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taltamir 6

Its not a stereotype its a real thing (on average and for true biological reasons). Its YDI because of his attitude about it though. He is complaining as if there is something WRONG with a girl being stronger and that instead of being happy for her he sounds petulant at being upstaged by a woman.

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taltamir 6

PS. Fighting is mostly about skill/experience not strength. Skill/experience are completely gender neutral. And again, the key issue is that he is whining about being upstaged by a girl rather then being happy for her for being skilled enough to defend herself

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The_F3rris 11

Someone has to wear the pants if you aren't capable.

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someguy314159265 15

I voted YDI because you actually gave in to your violent instincts. It is sad that with all our talk of how we are the superior species, we still cannot overcome such base behaviour.

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Deviant_fml 5

Is this guy serious? What, would you have just stood there and told him how disgusted you were with his actions and then try to get him to 'see the light' about his demeaning behavior? ...Or perhaps ignore him completely and then have the GF disgusted with YOU? Gahh, stupid people living in there little bubbles...

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Baybiiie 11

Hahahahahaha omfg!! You made my insomnic night better!! LOL

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radiocaf 29

At least you had the right thoughts. My mrs says I don't stick up for her enough.

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MyPod209 13

Atleast she didn't leave WITH him after he handed you, your manhood but its okay, your girlfriend got it back for you.

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siegheil_fml 4

All I can say is you at least didn't stand around like a bitch! You tried be proud of that.

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Teknofreekraver4 3

I know I'm being that nerdy buzz kill, but you shouldn't feel bad about what happened, and ill explain why. when you went to defend her you didn't have time for the adrenaline to build, and sadly were clocked on the button;knocking you out cold. When she saw that happen, her adrenaline levels shot up, giving her "super strength" in order to save you and her through instinct. If you saw her get hit you would've had the same rush. You shouldnt be sad, especially if doesn't bother her, but man up and show her you can protect her by learning how to defend yourself anyways.

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