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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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iarefatal 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 16:43

You weakened him up for her, right?

SonOfAMitch 14

Tuesday 1 January 2013 16:43

Eh, it's not that bad... at least she didn't up getting hurt and actually defended herself However, I still feel sorry for you OP :(

Comments

ideasrule 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:45

All three of you chose violence as the answer, and what happened? 2 people got badly hurt (and your girlfriend might have been slightly hurt), and you'll have to nurse your concussion while paying expensive hospital bills. What would have happened if you just walked away? In all probability, absolutely nothing--no violence, no bills, no pain, no FML, and a happier New Year. That's why nonviolence is not a head-in-the-sky ideal, but a practical alternative that's much better than adhering to medieval concepts like "honor" or "revenge".

missbrad 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 1:25

Well said, hopefully they have learnt their lesson and don't do it again.

Laurenlou 24

Wednesday 2 January 2013 11:02

OP girlfriend got sexually assaulted. I'd hope any man would stand up for his girlfriend even in such a drastic way. A sexual assault is a BIG DEAL. A man should make it a point that NO ONE, but him, could touch his girl like that.

ideasrule 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:11

First of all, calling such a trivial thing "sexual assault" diminishes the suffering of much more serious assault victims. Second, are you saying that if two people get beat up after said "sexual assault", that somehow reverses time and makes the "sexual assault" not happen? I hate to break it to you, but the choice is between assault + 2 more people get hurt, or assault + no violence. The assault itself already happened. It's done, it's history, it's over with, and no amount of violence will change that. The question is whether you want to spend New Year's Day celebrating with your family, or in pain at the hospital; whether you want to make the world a more peaceful place, or a more violent one. I claim that the peaceful alternative is clearly, indisputably superior.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:50

#124-If it isn't sexual assault, what is grabbing some stranger's ass? If some dipshit at a concert grabbed my ass, I would consider it sexual assault. Actually, I would consider it sexual battery.

The_F3rris 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:50

I would feel violated if some stranger grabbed my ass. Isnt feeling violated and "UNWANTED physical contact" sexual harassment? I think it is... and since when did everyone get so desensitized that they dont care about groping? Just because there is worse things out there like rape? NONE OF IT IS OK, no matter how small and insignificant.

Laurenlou 24

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:25

124- There is this thing called SELF DEFENSE. This falls under that category because the girl was sexually assaulted. Self defense is the ONLY violence I'm okay with and it's even okay in the Bible. Granted, one must pick and choose his battles, this would be a good one to choose to follow through with. Non-violence is great, but self defense is perfectly okay.

ideasrule 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 2:41

I'm not saying groping is OK; I said it wasn't assault. If you don't believe me, do yourself a favor and pick up a dictionary. I have no interest in debating semantics. As for self-defense, that only applies if there is a clear and present danger to your safety. Being groped once in a concert that is presumably full of people does not, in any way, constitute a clear and present danger to safety.

afropuffjake 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 21:45

Major props for taking on someone who could have handled you. It could just be you never fought someone before, maybe learn some sort of martial art? Shit if Randy Couture can take on and whip someone 10 lbs heavier, 5 inches taller and 13 years younger than him....