The boat better be spotless.

No. The boat better be straight.

I don't see why I've been down-voted, I was just trying to relate to OP that I suffer from OCD as well. There are MANY butthurt inhabitants on FML.

Maybe you should go clean, it might cheer you up

And shipshape too.

1-Have you been diagnosed? Or are you just anal? There is a difference.

Did you see my reply to DocBastard's comment? Making assumptions makes an ass out of you and me. I've been clinically diagnosed.

36-I have been diagnosed as well. And asking a question is not an assumption. I would have to answer the question to be assuming. I didn't want to assume, that's why I asked. And no, I did not see your reply to Doc's comment. That is one of the problems to using a mobile phone app. Comments update peeiodically not constantly.

45 - it's just your phone. Comments on my phone app update constantly and right away.

Same here, to prove it I was the second comment and been commenting since

#20 probably because it's "In the same boat." Sorry, now you got my OCD going too:P

I arrange my books and movies in alphabetical order and by genre. I get literally pissed off if someone comes and messes it up.

76 - I also arrange my CDs and DVDs alphabetically, but it doesn't mean I have OCD, it just means I can find what I'm searching for much faster.

#60 If the boat is large enough aren't you considered "on" in addition to being "in" it? One is rarely "on" a dingy, rather than "in." Where as one could be "on" an aircraft carrier. No? Not trying to be a grammar nazi, seriously just wondering.

OCD doesn't mean you get annoyed at things like this. Ill go into detail if I need but right now all I'm saying is that this is not OCD

#36 No one assumed anything, he asked a question.

Yup, OCD sucks :/

Hey that would piss me off too and I don't even have OCD >.>

Accidentally? As opposed to purposely getting a paper cut?

Your neatly encircled video game controllers speak otherwise.

Yep. My OCD wins a lot too

it's straight but not vertical

not funny.

there is a thin line between funny and jerk and you sir crossed the line to the latter one

Yeah, a douche

That happens to me all the time and its quickly followed by dancing in pain :p

Holy shit, that's the worst thing ever. It makes you want to scream like a little girl.

Just like lemon juice in any cut

Lotion stings almost as much as hand sanitizer... unfortunately I manage to cute my fingers a lot and often massage my boyfriend with lotion. I almost never realize my finger was cut until the lotion gets in it. >.

#52 Want to scream like a girl? Do make you scream like a girl!

hahahaha ...and I straighten picture frames in other people's homes

Lame

Duh, that's why I posted it.