By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
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RockstarRN 10

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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Driftz 3

Dude, they hurt. A lot. Imagine lemon juice. e.e

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smellymellyy 7

ouch. you must be really numb then? how can you not feel 50 paper cuts?

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bravesfan112233 0

well, at least it killed the germs

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Idonebeenhad 17

FEEL THE BURN!!

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abbi96x 0

Wow 20, you look really sexy in your pic ;)

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Iskaria 0

I don't usually feel my paper cuts from work until I see them. This has happened to me a good few times, I work in admin in an animal sanctuary so hygiene is important, so my little bottle of the stuff stays with me everywhere. paper hazard + alcohol = ow :(

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Xr70r7 4

how do you not notice a ton of paper cuts?

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princessRiRi97 0

BURNNN! did u skin sizzle like pop rocks!!

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Huge_p3n0r 0

spank me sheriff, I'm the deputy and I've been bad!!!!

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ILUVMSC 5

lol, how dumb would he look counting all the paper cuts, :/

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Metagame 12

Most of hand sanitizer is alcohol...

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nocanhaz 4

I've never had 50 paper cuts but I get what you mean that hurts so bad. So I haven't felt your pain but a much less intense feeling.

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wikkedphuka 0

mmmmmm spicy lol

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YacL 15

Girlfriend. But then it's not masturbation anymore.

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1215116a 14

OMGGGGG no way combo breakerrrr you are so funny! It's been my life goal to get rid of the fun and joy of others! No one likes a combo breaker. It ruins the fun. ):

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guitarman1998 0

Empty TP Tube and a dream.

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Captain0bv10us 0

toilet roll

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RS795 8

What does that even mean...

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MarioandSonic 8

yeowch! that kills! it's happened to me before - it's horrible! fyl.

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RockstarRN 10

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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JustinThunder 8

Exactly what I was thinking..

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Diogi4363 0

It's tough to explain, my hand was once punctured by a pen. I didn't realize until an hour later when I used soap.

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Bakayarou_fml 0

He must be a miner, working underground as a builder with a side hobby as a baker to have such tick skin! That or your part tree..

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kc1997kc 9

I was once stabbed with a pencil and didn't feel it until the person who did it pointe it out. I've also been scratched without noticing till it was pointed out. The first one happened because I was half asleep and the second because I was having too much fun. It isn't unreasonable to not notice a paper cut.

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mimi_animee 18

sorry 58!!! my ipod was being stupid so i accidentally thumbed you down when i meant to thumb you up. D:

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YacL 15

One time my sister fell through a glass table and she got a huge gash in her leg. She didn't notice until our cousin pointed put that her pants were all bloody.

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SoccerBitch113 0

Stings like a bitch -_-

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YacL 15

I can't imagine the pain you went through. But at least now you'll know not to use sanitizer again.

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hiyourcute 0

That's like saying, "Oh look, someone drowned, I'm never drinking water again!"

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YacL 15

I meant while he had the papercuts on his hands. Sorry for not making that clearer.

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anorexicbarbie 8

I'm pretty sure if OP had known he had the paper cuts he wouldn't have used the hand sanitized.

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anorexicbarbie 8

Oops, sanitizer* no idea why that auto corrects

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