By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
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TordNorski 30

My eye twitched when I read this.

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WhoopteDo 26

Bet OP didn't see that one coming! Eye'm really not sure how this happened though, iris OP the best though!

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gregjasper 10

Why do you sexualize animals you sick bastard?!?

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GrahamLikeABoss 15

Well, at least the paper didn't have lemon juice on it.

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Kiernan151 25

Why would your paper have lemon juice eon it anyways?

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WarMachine68 24

#13 Have you ever written secret messages with lemon juice? When you toast the paper, the writing shows up! Pretty cool stuff!

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PrincessZelda_HR 22

Or maybe it's a random science experiment that involves putting lemon juice on paper for some reason; there's all kinds of reasons for it if you think long enough!

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dramaelf 37

Oh my dear God, I almost got sick reading that. I am so sorry.

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allforfun 23

Tear ducts are inside your body. Did you mean the corner of your eye? (Inner/outer canthus)

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fakedsincerity 32

You knew what the OP meant. No need to be so pedantic.

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TordNorski 30

My eye twitched when I read this.

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blazingshot147 19

Whole new meaning to salt in the wound man...

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BellaP13 24

How in the **** did you manage that?! Hope it heals soon op.

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