By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
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WCARlover 34

I don't understand how the people on here get such weird and/or downright rude or mean significant others...

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That_Ginger 18

Pair this girlfriend with that kid that flushes his condoms and hopefully she takes away his potential to reproduce.

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then000bster 16

I've never been kicked, but have accidentally kicked my friend. I let him punch me in the arm as hard as he wanted to compensate, as much as that could compensate.

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_ashole 10

I think everyone is failing to notice that there may be a possibility that she knows something op might have done and he just doesn't know that yet..

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_ashole 10

64, when I wrote that I was reffering to the possibility that he might have done something he wouldn't want her to find out and she did. Just a scenario. have some imagination, besides I never mentioned anything about an argument for not reading minds.

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xReDMemory 28

51,or he may just be a perfectly normal boyfriend with a sadistic girlfriend. Just a suggestion.

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WCARlover 34

I don't understand how the people on here get such weird and/or downright rude or mean significant others...

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That_Ginger 18

Pair this girlfriend with that kid that flushes his condoms and hopefully she takes away his potential to reproduce.

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Kamon97 23

Here's how it works when a women asks a man a question, the answer is always wrong :p

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YeaSo3 14

your right....But what's normal? lol

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SuperMew 22

Hopefully she has a "quirky" sense of humor. I joke with my friends about some weird stuff, but I would never make my significant other paranoid I was going to damage his dick.

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REALAfroninga 11

Not just the dick gets damaged. Honestly, if rather be kicked, just in the dick, than have the testi dick combo.

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YeaSo3 14

only make him paranoid if you're really going to damage it ..asking him questions with no intent or reasoning behind it is just sick lol

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tj4234 35

I don't understand why people think it's funny to even make jokes like that. Being kicked in the balls seriously, seriously hurts...

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barleyguy 17

As a man who was kicked in the balls many a time while taking tae know do as a child by the girl who would 8 years later become my girlfriend, I can say with absolute certainty that while yes it does hurt it is a funny ass story to tell people.....somewhat emasculating but funny as hell

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Spiritmist 3

lol, were you being a tosser? I used to joke like that with my boyfriend all the time.

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olpally 32

She's a bit kinky or terrifying. Get away from her. And hold onto your mcnuggets every time you get up to walk.

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smokecloud_ 37

That was going to be my suggestion. Be afraid, OP! Be very afraid!

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Nolimit2217 32

Psycho.. Time for a new gf.

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pistachiopanda 19

Right?! Id be asking her if she'd ever been punched in the throat.

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Ihavegas 22

more like deepthroat

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perdix 29

Welshite beat me to it, verbatim!

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