By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 16:15 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
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WCARlover 34

I don't understand how the people on here get such weird and/or downright rude or mean significant others...

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That_Ginger 18

Pair this girlfriend with that kid that flushes his condoms and hopefully she takes away his potential to reproduce.

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greystruck 4

u should have asked her if she'd ever been headbutted in the ******* before

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demotres 7

Awesome girlfriend. Impulsive thoughts, speaks her mind, and has a mean streak.

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HammyBear13 8

Dude, leave. Just get out while you still can. Shes psycho!

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EphMi 5

you should be scared, especially if her next words were, "so, do you have anything to confess? "

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rs7797 9

ask.her if she ever had the but end of a baseball bat shoved up her pussy, dont act like such a wuss

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poisongirl708 11

Do I smell a psycho bitch?

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imani132 6

She may be just trying to psych you out...but for your future families sake, wear a cup at all times.

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