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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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You deserved it 4 425

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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You deserved it 43 976

By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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You deserved it 3 025

By Pokerking98 - 16/05/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 275

You deserved it 56 748

Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 419

You deserved it 1 787

By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 1 852

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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You deserved it 3 217

Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 331

By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 350

By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 162

You deserved it 31 439

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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You deserved it 9 558

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 31 January 2014 1:38

they always work in pairs. one distracts you and the other attacks.

flashback.miss 28

Friday 31 January 2014 1:32

ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 31 January 2014 1:32

ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.

SuperCollider 5

Friday 31 January 2014 1:40

I'd hope so, if they're anything close to decent people. That kind of thing is scary!

ChristianH39 30

Friday 31 January 2014 2:36

He should've stopped or at least warned either OP that someone was behind him

AKGirlinSD 20

Friday 31 January 2014 7:06

Is it just me or does this FML seem as if it is a comedy movie scene? I hope you're okay OP. I'm guessing the biker, who ran into you, is in worse condition than you (rightfully so).

kristabelli 19

Friday 31 January 2014 16:14

By any chance were you walking along a bicycle path, OP?

Fr0gs 15

Friday 31 January 2014 23:18

Can you please change your picture its gross

kingbrizo 24

Friday 31 January 2014 1:33

no matter what mode of transportation i use, whether it be on foot or in a car, i will always hate bicyclists

Sports_guy3 28

Friday 31 January 2014 1:34

Why you hating on people who are trying to save the environment?

airhead2015 18

Friday 31 January 2014 1:36

These type of cyclists are the type that ruin the reputation of all cyclists.

twinsfan1999 9

Friday 31 January 2014 1:36

so walking isn't saving the environment?

applebramble 22

Friday 31 January 2014 2:08

Gosh they are all over the roads in Brisbane . They're a menace!

SaintJupiter 16

Friday 31 January 2014 4:28

As a biker, I hate people like you who can't tell the difference between asshole riders and the riders who are considerate and kind. Give us a chance and we may surprise you.

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 31 January 2014 6:14

I'm a cyclist as well, but I hate everyone else equally.

Honema 16

Friday 31 January 2014 8:15

As a Dutch person I just hate everything that's not me on the roads..

ileenefudge 29

Friday 31 January 2014 10:21

Speaking as an American, we hate everyone that's not from our country apparently...

airhead2015 18

Friday 31 January 2014 13:09

#37 Right on! I'm pretty sure OP was walking in the middle of the trail though, and I'd say it's pretty hard for 2 bikers to avoid someone that's right in the middle of a trail.

potatomanjr 16

Saturday 1 February 2014 3:45

We don't care much for you either. Just remember that we have famlies just like you do. So give us room when passing so we can see our family again.

Ermony 3

Sunday 2 February 2014 4:49

They crashin' into yo people. Smackin' them up hide ya kids hide ya wives hide ya husbands cauce they gettin everybody out here.

Sports_guy3 28

Friday 31 January 2014 1:33

Always watch out for the second thing.

airhead2015 18

Friday 31 January 2014 1:35

FYL. I'm assuming thos were amateur bikers because they should have been able to see you and have quick enough reflexes to avoid you.

TheCrispyCat 20

Friday 31 January 2014 13:08

Amateur cyclists? Do those even exist?

airhead2015 18

Friday 31 January 2014 14:48

Yeah... just like there are amaetur drivers. They don't exactly know what they're doing, like where they're supposed to be on the trail/road or the distance apart from each other is recommended.