Intimacy: Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life....

By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2020 14:01

Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML

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By T.C - 23/01/2010 12:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By sadmom - 18/03/2020 05:05

Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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Sneaky

By Suckered - 04/12/2015 21:47 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML

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docscientist 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

Isn't that spiderman....?

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tydoherty8 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:24

hahaha that's hilarious don't worry he's just having a good time ******* with people

iownyou777 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:23

no spider man saves people not **** them

omiusx 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:28

Lifeisntfair13 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:34

lmao

BackHurts 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:15

#41 He saves people from their cold turkey.

miraggg 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:42

pics or it didnt happen

bantosh 4

Monday 27 June 2011 6:10

I see what you did there.;)

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:18

He's a freakin sun-of-a... Irresponsible mother i guess, that little piece a mofo took my persona!

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

Isn't that spiderman....?

Lil_Red777 21

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:04

yeah

sheethapins 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:07

No it's your mom.

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:25

97: Oh okay just making sure.

yummyjam101 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 12:12

eat shit..!

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:17

I deeply worry that you missed the point of this story

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:40

142: Which person are you talking to?

dre95 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:14

yes...yes it is..

mematteden 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

JokinglySerious 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:07

it's not weird at all....

nadhirah 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Talia_91 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

2years is just doing it for fun? I think he is in deep no pun intended

tencalories 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:11

wait whose a prostitute for fun

tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:45

yes, it is very fun to go online ******* with peoples minds... it's very not dangerous too. 

cc_the_beast 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:41

Not all pro's are desperate junkies, some do it because they love the money and they love the sex, all power to them.

docscientist 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

zakkyzebra 11

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:12

"Peter Pork-her"

GrapeKoolAde 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:51

u guys r just ******* hilarious

luvppl 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 11:36

Peter poke-her :)

cluch3 22

Monday 4 August 2014 16:37

But thqt would be spider ham

icyfire617 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

SPIDERMAN!! how could you...

LaughinStock 16

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:36

lmao ur pic goes wit that comment..and its cute

icyfire617 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:04

:) I always try to make my comments go with my picture.

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

Peter Parker? Clever, except he isn't the one shooting the sticky stuff! ;)

GuessWhatKids 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:49

Dude your picture freaks me the **** out.

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:54

Then it has done its job!

Wandering_Ninja 8

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:33

I love your picture it makes me goggle whenever I see it.

Wandering_Ninja 8

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:36

*giggle

abcdefg123456_sg 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:15

awww poor baby

eminemchick 19

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

howd you find out? were you in a online relationship with him?xD

KaanTech 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:06

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

KaanTech 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:06

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

bewbies 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

I think I know your son

stargirl528 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:38

wtf .

Captain_Zorro 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:42

hahahahaha

SimplyEnvy 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:23

lmao

fluffy_nuggets 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:29

lmfao!! ugg

NAU_future 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 8:01

what year is the vet in your pic?

wolve86 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

And I wish you loved reading correctly.

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