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oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)
It may be short, but at least its skinny!
lol. i wasn't trying to be mean. just kiddin around cause it's FML afterall
Maybe she was referring to her boss?
I think she was just dicking around with the penis jokes, I mean it sounds like a sausage fest at work already, who wouldn't want to **** about in a situation like that?
Your Girlfriend is awesome. :)
No meat-lovers today?
29-If it did, it wouldn't be on FML
I would love your meat.
Me too
The joys of working with your significant other.
It's rarely ever a good thing
It is kind of cute. She will always love him no matter how much sausage he has!
"okay, I'll put the order in". I'm guessing here.
say the yeast baking in the oven reminds you of someone you know.
Good one :)
A yeast infection look it up @ google
Lol
There's a saying my mom once said to me it's not what you don't got that matters but how you use what you do got OP. So do you know how to use what you got?
...that's awkward for your mom to tell you that.
It's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean...
That awkward moment when...
Your significant other puts you down like that
Sounds like you came up short... :/
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oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)
No meat-lovers today?