By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 00:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 090
You deserved it 4 743

Same thing different taste

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oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

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Lol.. It's not top bad if you know how to "work" it ;)

Jewnut 0

Lol maybe she wasnt talking about you? I guess either situation is a losing game

aawweessoommee 9

My jaw literally dropped when I read this lol.

It's funny to some people. Your the one who needs to calm down

And 'you're' the one who needs to know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' ...

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Ask her if she'd like to make an order or cottage cheese and anchovies pizza pie.

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Order *of Curse you iPod... -.-

MerrikBarbarian 9

You've never been with a woman have you? You'd know exactly why your comment fails if you had

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Do you realize how tired I am when I post these? I know they don't make sense. And what do you care about me personal life?? So I'm saving my virginity, Is that a ******* crime? No

If you know it doesn't make sense then why did you post it? Yes, that is a crime. You have the natural obligation to to hump. START HUMPIN :)

Did you mention to your boss that you found an empty Pringle's can behind the counter, like someone *you* know?

Ouch.. Obviously it's not a big deal to her if she's still with you. I'd just forget about it.

_Vamp_ 9

She was referring to Earl, her sausage delivery man. He was short today.

**** the bitch off. You don't need that shit

RedPillSucks 31

He would, but he can't reach, on account of his short sausage.

flick her to the curb. she has no respect for ur manhood, if u dont flick her she will probs flick u soon anyway in favour of something that fits her looseness.

Slap her with it next time, well, you know ;)