By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
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drawmesunshine 17

"I want to lick your labia minora." That's not so bad, OP.

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DocBastard 38

There's no need for you to use your hypoglossal nerve in lingually palpating her ********. If she digitally stimulates your frenulum of prepuce, you're going to get into trouble. Just ignore her nipple-areola complex and concentrate on your textbook, junior.

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kareltje 17

YDI, Mr Doctor, you should've learned a different profession ;)

FirstTigerHobbes 13

Yes, just because he's naming parts of the body during intercourse, means he should've studied a different profession.. Seems legit

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kareltje 17

Ok, seriously... from now on I WILL end my comments with /sarcasm. People actually seriously responding to a comment from which the sarcasm drips off in thick syrupy drops... That's worth writing my own FML about... /off writing an FML

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evilplatypus 38

I see no inherent sarcasm. It looks exactly like half of the brainless bull I see in the comments.

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clairesucks 37

#25 please stop trying to be funny, it's not working and your only embarrassing yourself

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btownjhawk 10

There's nothing wrong with being gay... it's aight! :)

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deequu 20

You will get use to it (: give it time and try and not think about it (: get in the moment because there will be worse things later on in your profession!

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DoubleDose 0

I'm getting do damn sick when people use works like frisky to reference to sex and the aforementioned foreplay. Either have the balls to call it sex or you shouldn't be having it.

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drawmesunshine 17

"I want to lick your labia minora." That's not so bad, OP.

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tylersign 11

"Nice looking vulva baby."

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

"Your skilled performance of sexual intercourse is about to induce the expulsion of semen from the meatus of my phallus!"

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Pentium_4 27

exactly lol. most girls LOVE ***********

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CrisisH3ro 0

I know how you feel op, its happened to me too.

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Mister_Triangle 21

That's why you're not supposed to ********** over high school biology text books

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So2011 4

Try to think about something else next time instead of your career.

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G0dPower 2

The 2 seconds it took me to read this idiotic comment, I want them back.

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TheDrifter 23

I actually enjoy running through correct names for where and what I'm about to do, keeps the mind occupied. You're going to have worse ED moments soon anyhow, some things you just can't unsee.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

You get turn off by her gluteus maximus squeezing your penis? Damnnn

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brianfantana32 10

This is one of the funniest FML's I've read in a while

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octinate 17

Your profile icon needs updating

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