Intimacy: Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went...

By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Attraction

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized I'm extremely sexually attracted to my physical therapist. It doesn't help that treatment involves me spending the entire appointment naked from the waist down. FML

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Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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Friday 13 January 2012 16:06

"I want to lick your labia minora." That's not so bad, OP.

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 January 2012 17:58

There's no need for you to use your hypoglossal nerve in lingually palpating her ********. If she digitally stimulates your frenulum of prepuce, you're going to get into trouble. Just ignore her nipple-areola complex and concentrate on your textbook, junior.

Comments

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 13 January 2012 16:38

"Anatomical names for what I was touching and 'DOING'?" doing? as in: "softly thrusting" or " inserting slowly"? What are anatomical names for doing things?

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 13 January 2012 16:57

Jk, -itis. Move along.

MyGrlzFly 4

Friday 13 January 2012 16:39

I have wondered before how an OB/GYN doctor deals with that after a long days work. Ok, why is that something I have thought about?!?!?!?

biggestfan23 11

Friday 13 January 2012 16:40

Feel sorry for you OP that's unfortunate but keep going at it with her and all your pains will go away

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 13 January 2012 16:41

Were's DocBastard?

miz_kamakazi 11

Friday 13 January 2012 17:05

That's exactly who I was looking for!

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 January 2012 17:29

I'm at work, damn it. :)

The_Troller 14

Friday 13 January 2012 18:49

So, Doc, have you ever had the same problem as OP?

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 January 2012 22:46

No. Never. I learned quickly to separate work with home.

florido_fml 10

Friday 13 January 2012 16:51

Quit or stfu ayyyyy

22jrdn55 15

Friday 13 January 2012 16:51

oh i know how that feels, and it doesn't only happen during sex! :'(

dhardesty23 8

Friday 13 January 2012 16:59

doesn't matter. had sex.

naddification 7

Friday 13 January 2012 17:09

Oh, doctors have sex too! :D

DocBastard 38

Friday 13 January 2012 17:31

Yes, we have sex constantly. Ever seen those "naughty nurse" **** videos? They are surprisingly accurate. Janitor closets, elevators, patient rooms...anywhere, everywhere, all the time.