By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

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Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML
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drawmesunshine 17

"I want to lick your labia minora." That's not so bad, OP.

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DocBastard 38

There's no need for you to use your hypoglossal nerve in lingually palpating her ********. If she digitally stimulates your frenulum of prepuce, you're going to get into trouble. Just ignore her nipple-areola complex and concentrate on your textbook, junior.

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jhh0991 5

Rubbing up on her gluteus maximus!

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DocBastard 38

There's no need for you to use your hypoglossal nerve in lingually palpating her ********. If she digitally stimulates your frenulum of prepuce, you're going to get into trouble. Just ignore her nipple-areola complex and concentrate on your textbook, junior.

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miz_kamakazi 11

Looks like you're all up in this FML Doc. I love it!

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wafersticks 2

So your looking at a human body in its most natural and beautiful form and your thinking about the names?

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foxmatrix15 8

You will learn to separate work and home with time. Imagine gynecologist and morgue workers what they go thru is hell. Body parts all day

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studave 8

Hey, be proud you've actually remembered some anatomy, could prove useful one day :-)

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Werken247 14

Damnit Jim! I'm doctor not a gigolo!

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DrMaverickRanger 4

Just wait until you rotate through Obs and Gynae - I'm just finishing off internship in Obstets, and, if I was a guy, I would be put off vaginas for ever! As one of my male colleagues says: "Have you seen what comes out of some of these guavas?!?"

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LinTurk 4

That made my day... Lol guavas.

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maddiwack 4

this is not a bad thing. A. distract your mind(aka last longer) B. role playing(couls be sexy) C. use this to be flirty in be(playful sex) D. YOUR STUDYING AND GETTING LAID AT THE SAME TIME!

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