By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver

Spicy
Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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You deserved it 33 861

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anonymous4991 5

From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.

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Top comments

jerseyboy732 16

why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?

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MetalxSoldier 26

Neighbors "I can help you with that (;"

31 5
ClassyCommando 13

Cat a man have a litter privacy around here?

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whoaaahorsie 7

i know! they cat possibly be serious. I hope the neighbors have forgotten about this by meow.

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ClassyCommando 13

Oops, my bad. Scratch that, I meant woman.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

1-This was seriously a catastrophe for OP.

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biggestfan23 11

33- I know you're capable of saying something better than that

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linkinpark98 23

Yeah, you've cat to be kitten me right meow! :3

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ocean4venue 0

You've gotta be kitten me right meow,

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TheDog6 24

Up until the ones about pokemon the jokes were purrr-fect

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noto_fml 0

Place and time Bruh. Right place, awful time. You just did it wrong

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GoingToBeAPilot1 6

No number 2. I wish I could thumb you down twice.

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theevilduchess 12

I tried :(. Fail on my part but a true testament to how not good this comment is.

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esines 9

Judging by your name you're going to be forever alone

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ireallylikepasta 12

*furever alone

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Airman1988 9

I don't care that's still just weird seriously.

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ClassyCommando 13

It's "weird" to talk to your cat in that way, perhaps. It's a sign of insanity when the cat talks back.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You don't care about what? Nobody asked to you to give a ****, and they don't give a **** that you don't give a ****.

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jerseyboy732 16

why were your neighbors so close to your window that they could here you?

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DJR_fml 2

There was no real reason in correcting him other than being a bit of a snob. I'm sure he just momentarily got here/hear mixed up as you did in your Bio.

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nancyschmancy 9

Like their/they're in your profile? Damn, don't you hate when you correct someone's spelling and have a mistake of your own that everyone can jump on?

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CaramelMacchiato 13

I know right, 7! It's like his neighbor was just casually standing by the window.

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DobiesJS2012 9

Or..maybe OP lives in an apartment?

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rubberduckie94 13

I live in the country and can run around in my yard naked if I wanted and no one would see me. It would drive me nuts to have neighbors so close. But it is a very funny fml. One of the funniest for some time.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hear hear pussy cat! I mean HERE!!

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OhDearBetrayal 25

103- Is this your way of telling us that your suicide of choice is to be murdered by Grammar Nazis?

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outch_fml 0

Here in New York, you can hear everybody's troubles, screaming, laughing, crying, sometimes a gun goes off here and there. But hey, the city that never sleeps right?

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itskimHOLLA 0

I no ur gonna hate me for this but *hear GRAMMAR NAZI

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SakeGurl 9

Wtg captain obvious !!

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Michael_92 20

Next Albert Einstein right here guys!

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memob123 0

I didn't know that they let 7 year-olds on FML

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Thank you captain obvious with your sword and cape of duh!

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RedPillSucks 31

Beavus without Butthead.

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lyssalovesyou 0

Haha, on the bright side, you made someone laugh today! :) Least you're an exciting person.;)

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banan001 6

God u must hav been talking pretty loud if the neighbours heard

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kalbrek009 20

15, WTH are you using a "judge Judy" profile pic for....that's just as nasty as eating a chocolate covered cockroach, both of which make me want to puke.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

They're soo jealous:]

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