In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
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chunkalicious 7

Did you like it? I would have liked it.

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chunkalicious 7

Did you like it? I would have liked it.

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ClassyCommando 13

Look his penis in the eye, and say "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

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ninjawatcher 2

He doesn't deserve an insult like that.

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ClassyCommando 13

During sex: "I've got a problem here." "Eject!" "I can hold it..." "Pull out!" "No! I'm all ri--AAH!!"

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perdix 29

She probably would have preferred some cheese.

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

Very horny he is, **** you he must... Hmmhhmhm ( yoda giggle )

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

Call his penis a scruffy looking nerf-herder

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gc327072 30

Well at least it would give him a good rhythm to follow...

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bossroyd 4

I read this comment while in a quiet library and had the biggest LOL in history. Now people are staring at me

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KrazieKleo 13

Lol, that's pretty funny. I would've laughed! Hmm...if I ever get laid I hope to do something cool like this!!

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TheNewGuy03 28

I didn't hit skins until I was 24. Never too late, I suppose. I would begin to be concerned if 4 was past 40.

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TheDrifter 23

Silly boyfriend. Everyone knows the imperial march is foreplay music.

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ClassyCommando 13

Yeah, Duel of the Fates would have been more appropriate, I think.

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Grimmerie 31

I am 1000% going to do this to my girlfriend. I already make Wookiee noises constantly, so this will just make everything perfect. It helps that she's a Trekkie ;)

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crazycatloverr 7

Uhmm arent star trekk and star wars different?

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Welshite 39

Yes they are, but that doesn't mean someone can only like one or the other. They are both science fiction.

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Grimmerie 31

29, that's the point. It allows for maximum botheration.

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hawright 13

Ha ha, my wife and I are exactly the same. I love talking "yoda" to her.

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HeyArnold91 8

Role play spices things up, you should join in with him

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annie_nk 22

Why am I picturing storm trooper sperm...?

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LaughinStock 16

No don't think that, StormTroopers never hit their target. :(

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darawbs 0

Wouldn't that be good for OP?!?

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astralvagan 20

Am I the only one picturing Womb Wars? Personally I think that's hilarious and I have heard of much worse to be said when ejaculating..... Like another woman's name js

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Having a Star Wars addicted boyfriend is not a bad thing at all! You should appreciate it. And if you have never done it, watch the entire saga

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