Thanks dad…
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What a great comment #1. Maybe you shoulda wrote that "Stinks" it would make a nice pun.
Inb4 shitty puns
It isn't that bad. We are only human. Some people enjoy it. Fetishes all around.
This is why I always try to have my phone on me. I understand that you can't ALWAYS have your phone on you, but you'd be surprised that stuff like this doesn't happen when you have your phone.
If a girl disregards you just because you were taking care of business at the time she called, then don't bother. But if she has genuine interest in you just call her back and forget about the stupid thing your dad did.
It sometimes seems like parents do all of this embarrassing shit on purpose. [Edit]: No pun intended.
I have to agree with 37 as well. Everybody poops, and almost everyones parents can seem odd. I have stories for another time, but if shes really into you, she will just ignore what she heard and will move past it like a mature person would. If not, well then shes probably not right for you...
Probably not a good idea to bring up anal just yet...
I have had this happen to me and the next day the girl wouldn't talk to me
2- Bad idea. This is what would happen if OP did that: 1. OP gets revenge 2. Dad gets fired 3. Dad can't find job 4. Dad decides that his only option is to start his own emu farm 5. Emus have a mutiny so emu farm fails 6. OP is forced to take care of family 7. OP joins the circus 8. OP is attacked by an angry bear riding a tricycle 9. OP dies. This is serious shit here.
I like the way you think lol
68- Fired for taking a shit?
#2, what if OP's dad is his own boss, Then what?
#68 - You get it!
68 - so creative! I love it!
Well that escalated quickly.
I think that's too much only because pops risks losing his job. Then the shit will hit the fan. Both the girl and the boss should understand shit happens and defecating is part of life but people love to act like they're the shit nowadays. Maybe op should do it just so pops knows how it feels when things go to shit like that?
Crappy father you have there.
To solve this problem have your phone always on you, and or have a passcode set.
Or have on vibrate, or don't own a phone, or tell her next time you see her wrong number.
Doesn't matter if he has a password, though. You can still answer calls regardless
Your dad could have just said you were busy, not say you were taking a shit. That's embarrassing >.< Sorry OP.
Yeah it's such a shitty thing to say!
Everyone poops. Hopefully, she is mature enough to look past your dad's immaturity.
While it was true it is extremely crass and classless. It's those facts that make the response immature.
101: there's a book I would like you to read, it will be very enlightening for you. It's called "Everybody Poops". You can find it at your local book store in the child's section.
Hopefully she won't care. It was explained to me at an early age that "everyone poops."
If she really likes you it won't bother her
Woah... You are totally creeping this corner! That's some messed up fantasy...
Have you heard of a "blumpkin"
If you are a regular here, you ought to know better. I thought it was standard for FMLers everywhere to take their phones with them into the bathroom.
Same, FML = bathroom app
Oh crap I thought that it was one of unwritten times of fml. to read fml while taking a shit
Unless they did earlier, and dropped it in the toilet.
Next time someone laughs in the stall next to me I'll know why...
50- I'm not poor and I dob't have a smartphone. I have an old cracked Ipod though
Dude that sucks
OP I think your dad should apologize . Maybe you could tell the girl that he was joking. I wish you luck with the girl.
Keywords
If his boss ever calls, say the same thing. ;)
If you are a regular here, you ought to know better. I thought it was standard for FMLers everywhere to take their phones with them into the bathroom.