Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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cryptic26 12

That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.

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caitylynn05 16

Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??

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cryptic26 12

That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.

274 8
clh3031 6

Or go to a more private place with a door..like his freakin bedroom or a bathroom.

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OscarDV 8

Unless he's doing it in the family room, the OP really needs to learn how to knock before entering.

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clh3031 6

Yea, I read the fml wrong. Read it as on the way to breakfast. I got to learn how to read and stop adding words

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ashesanddust 8

My guess is, it's a ploy to get his son to move out.

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etoilenuit 15

Well stop interrupting him OP!

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Jjimen1654 9

Id say investing in a therapist would be more wise.

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judea95 16

Or maybe OP shouldn't walk into his dads fricking room

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senseoffender 2

Who said he walked into his room??? Could have been anywhere in the house...

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tarabara17 15

Do you say hi to all of the little guys who won't be your siblings?

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audreyfml1994 15

That was uncomfortable to read.

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caitylynn05 16

Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think OP was going to see him on purpose. Sounds like they (unfortunately) kept walking into whatever room(s?) he dad decided to jack off in.

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TheDrifter 23

I'm with #4, leave for a bit and let the poor man finish.

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perdix 29

#4, Electra complex ;)

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Wizardo 33

If you stop interrupting maybe he can finish off... timing is everything.

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DFresh503 8

I hope OP doesn't have the timing that the grandma did from "grandmas boy", and walks in on the dad and get sprayed down

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Caitie_kid 8

I thought that he hosed down his friends mom while wanking it to the Laura croft tomb raider figurine, while spending the night at his friends house.

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fieldhockeygal97 19

You're going to need a new pair of eyes after seeing that

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sasyquin 13

.. do u recommend one where it involves an alien life form living in your body? That would give you silver eyes..

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magiczebra 9

OP didn't say what room his dad was in. His dad could've been nasty and decided to jack off in the living room.

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Pussycat86 18

The reason there is a 3rd time is because you didn't let him finish the first time! Loool, give him some time alone

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olpally 32

That's just, horrifying... He needs to get laid and badly. Lol.

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