Intimacy: Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while,...

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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You deserved it 7 604

Lust for life

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00

Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 957

You deserved it 345

Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 303

You deserved it 277

By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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You deserved it 1 760

Cougar

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 18:00

Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML

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You deserved it 308

No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

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You deserved it 661

Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 4 925

When work husbands go too far

By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 170

You deserved it 1 409

By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 10 827

Meepson 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Llama_Man2000 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

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Meepson 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anchovy11 7

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:04

JUST DO IT

meliodafool_ 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 21:55

Yesterday you said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT!

jtfrisch 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:27

NOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:38

Good luck with that now!

notzax 19

Friday 10 July 2015 7:51

Don't let your dreams be dreams!!!! JUST.... JUST DO IT!

TheKingOfHearts 19

Friday 10 July 2015 21:56

#1 FHRITP

Llama_Man2000 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

nonsensical 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:08

"I really liked our time last night... is what I WOULD say if we went on a date ;)" super smoooooooooth

wheresmymary 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

Maybe he's into it

thejzabs 25

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

Ask her out!! You'll never have a good night with her if you don't

SuperCasual 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:04

Someone can't read correctly

hippodankamus 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:25

Right...

Noreason89 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:51

#9 That someone is you

SuperCasual 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:10

Please disregard this comment, I had only just woken up and decided to respond to a random person saying this

invadermaythe1st 35

Friday 10 July 2015 6:21

#28 didn't your mother teach you not to lie?

Bricktothehead 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:51

Are you sure you're not dreaming now?

_kyleG_ 34

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:53

Sounds like girl of your dreams didn't understand that she was the girl IN your dreams

nieldan 8

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:57

well, that was REALLY awkward.

jacob_coryell98 8

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:20

blue slide park

WOTAN1488 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:59

LOL! You could then pursue several routes at that point.

ohkay12 11

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:04

Haha! I'm curious about how she responded xD

sinn3r76 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:06

is the co-worker a guy or girl... and is the op a guy or girl, cause it could get really awkward maybe I'm over thinking it ?

yoursucklives 36

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:21

i think it doesn't matter if op/their crush is a guy/girl. it's awkward no matter what!

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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You deserved it 63

Today, I took my new boyfriend's virginity about 10 minutes ago. He kept whispering, "It’s inside you, it’s actually inside you… feels kind of sticky, slippery, it’s actually inside you I can’t believe it.” It was super off-putting and a bit creepy. And no, I definitely did not orgasm. FML

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Today, while at my doctor's appointment, all my male doctor did was talk about my weight gain. I tried explaining that I eat healthy and work out, and I’m currently 6 months pregnant with my first child, and have always struggled with body image. It makes me want to develop an eating disorder. FML

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You deserved it 104

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 372

You deserved it 28 538

Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML

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You deserved it 503

Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML

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You deserved it 223

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

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You deserved it 3 941

Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

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Same thing different taste

Lust for life

Poor pillow

Cougar

No no fap season

Soft spot

When work husbands go too far

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