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At least he cares about you
Hopefully OP was touched by her brother's caring attitude... even if that wasn't the sort of touch she was hoping for.
that doesn't sound right, 80.
Sucks to be you OP, but seriously, be more careful and check next time.
it doesn't say anywhere in the fml that she assumed that..
Assuming always leads to very bad consequences! Always check before you get loud
It's implied
Get some locks in your room.
"Why you breathing so hard ?" " why are you hurting my brother ." So many possible outcomes could have arose from this and I thank you,op , for making me laugh so much in the moaning, I mean morning .
If your door has a lock, then YDI, but if your door doesn't, then maybe try being more quiet
They thought no one was home. Why would they?
Bitch, he was very nice, be glad you have an awesome brother like that. And be respectful of your family next time. No sex when people are here. It's like...the least you can do, because people WILL here you.
it's good that he cares about you. but actually make sure no one is home next time
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At least he cares about you
Sucks to be you OP, but seriously, be more careful and check next time.