By spaceavery - 24/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Gresham

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Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
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cacheson 41

Wow, blowing loads from both ends. That's really... a skill... that a person probably should not have...

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Harshie 10

Could be worse, he could've blown his load on your face

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cacheson 41

Wow, blowing loads from both ends. That's really... a skill... that a person probably should not have...

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tantanpanda 26

I mean, it could be coming from all three ends. luckily, it would be really hard for this to happen and geometrically, it would be hard to cum in someone, shoot snot, and shit on someone at the same time. Sorry for the mental image.

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melana09 19

It's a gross situation but laugh it off things happen.

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spaceavery 6

Yeah, pretty much. I managed to block most of it with my arm and then went and washed up with a bunch of soap. I was cracking up for a solid 15 minutes or so. The situation was so ridiculous I couldn't even be mad.

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