Intimacy: Hmmm, twins - FML

Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By sigh - 24/01/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

Spicy

Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Top comments

Helldozer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.

blackicysheep 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:35

hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

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Helldozer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.

White667 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:44

Most guys pick their **** stars that look like their girlfriends, so at least your guy is interesting.

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 4:58

which one?

victoria4161993 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 7:37

hahaha so Ive had guys only date my for my boobs i'm not complaining

Idonebeenhad 17

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:03

At least he thinks you're attractive

matthew91 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:25

dump him. he's a low life. no joke.

Dr_Jalepenos 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 12:34

isnt that wat all guys do?

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Friday 8 June 2012 19:10

No

Autistic_Slut 9

Wednesday 16 March 2016 5:36

i doubt you can find a guy that doesnt watch ****, does that mean that all men are no lifes?

blackicysheep 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:35

hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

alexg823 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:47

Amen.

randomstudios 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:52

What does "amen" even mean?

olive47_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:36

"let it be so" thats what it means

tutuluzer5968 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:03

Yeah but it's the only reason he's dating her that's ****** up

threer 30

Friday 16 May 2014 0:08

Not only guys; girls ********** to **** as well.

Jizzylol 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:36

why dump him? its a compliment

dmmd8686 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:49

I'm sure this comment will be removed but it's true and should be said anyway: no matter how much we say otherwise, we (guys) are with you (ladies) for your looks. so be flattered! that's a lofty compliment.

ryguy1997 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 8:08

No not always...

CamBam97 7

Thursday 2 April 2015 17:19

Word,

mycintosh 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:58

I really don't know what are you complaining about ...

scateice 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:07

figgle bop giggity goo u r my favorite **** star oh sweet honey dew you

flyboy57 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:12

that means you're hot. get over it!

burnquist764 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:39

**** stars are hot, take it for the compliment is.

gameoverman_fml 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:45

Unless of course her boyfriend is into overweight midget ****...

CynicComedian 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 3:36

LMAO! At any rate, if there's a way to show images on this site, I think we need comparison pics...;)

mknewt95 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 4:13

Oh snaps!! (>^.^<)

loganm22 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:09

or anime ****...

Bunny702 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:51

Dont ruin his dreams. Thats a dream that all of us men hold dearly and few ever accomplish.

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