By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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jcrook 0

You were probably only doing it because you knew it was a taboo. It's kind of sad that a pre-school child would already have that impression. I literally blame society.

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Person1233 12

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little girls while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was fingering girls before I could read. MLIG.

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gigi_bella 0

I'm getting a sick image in my head of a little girl chewing gum, sitting on the sink, with little boys bribing her with cookies. 0.o

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bridgette5866 0

Hahhahahhah #94, I have a feeling that's exactly how it went.

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thenormalguy 0

I didn't relize this was a girl. I thought it was a guy O.o

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WazUpPeople 0

haha that's exactly what I was thinking

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jcrook 0

You were probably only doing it because you knew it was a taboo. It's kind of sad that a pre-school child would already have that impression. I literally blame society.

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milobloom 0

No offense to the OP, but I'll bet the mom knows more about why that behaviour got started.. and society ain't it.

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sosmall11 0

well i guess its kind of a good thing. . ?

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Akay4 14

I doubt a child would know that what they were doing was something of a sexual nature...or even what is sexual nature...

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MinaGermania 12

I think it was curiousity since her "no no area" looked different and that is not only human, but also what children do. Touch what they don't know.

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SweetestSin 4

LMAO you must be a professional by now

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cieramc 0

This is really funny but you're life isn't ******. Ever heard of Freud? Most little kids do these kinds of things when they are really young.

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Snow_Daisy 7

Freud was a sexist, cocain addict. His theories were flawed... Some, anyway.

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averageirishman 0

he also said kids wanna bang their moms untill they are ten...

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redsox4021 0

what or who is Freud

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Dizkreet13 3

sigmund Freud look him up

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hayleyjames 0

lmfao look at the guy in the background of 6

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fourchancookie 0

people who think psychology is nothing more them Freudian beliefs dont know diddle about pyschology

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goq0123 6

Nearly all of Freud's theories have been disproven.

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DynamicDave 11

Ha I literally lol'ed! The last sentence completely made this FML!

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perdix 29

Did you do it for free, or was there some kind of exchange demanded in return? In other words, did you make them trade your Ho-Hos for their Ding Dongs?

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LEPOfficer 0

:O What a horrible trade. Ho-hos are much better.

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swagisforchumps 9

A Ding Dong for a Ho-Ho? That's not a fair trade!

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