By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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PaulB123 11

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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omfg_creepers 8

What gave him that idea?

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CalCommando 6

Don't worry, it builds character.

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attaboy368 20

seems a strange thing to come up with very weird

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Brool_Story_Co 17

39- By opening up the oven and pissing in it. It's not that hard.

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1221jamw 11

59- Not only are those jokes as old and unfunny as the arrow to the knee jokes, but the slight alteration you added, made you sound like a total douche.

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Zeppelin1969 5

Yeah the arrow to the knee thing is kinda getting old. Let's all leave that alone for a couple of days or a month or two and it'll be funny again when someone brings it back up.

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1221jamw 11

And you expect the whole Internet to read that post? Fair enough.

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enonymous 8

OP YDI for having a kid with R Kelly

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Zeppelin1969 5

Ok so the world still favors that joke… ok, but I promise it will die out even if it takes the apocalypse to kill it.

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docscientist 9

I thought arrow to the knee jokes died with the apocalypse, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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ColdplaySucks 18

I wasn't the smartest 10 year old but peeing in an oven qualifies you as "Fucken Idiot."

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SandraGee 7

#79 It was her brother not son. Read the FML again.

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xoxokelsey11 5

What a nice armona to add to your house.

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googlefrewdnoob 0

Don't you mean " what a nice ammonia" hey, hey?

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1221jamw 11

Lol I've never seen aroma spent quite like that. Made me laugh to be honest. :)

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AngrehPirate 0

Gee I've never seen spelt spelt like that. ;D

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nahgemoohc 17

i guess OP's brother was pissed off and needed to cool down

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desireev 17

So did everyone else on FML...

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monkeysareyummy 0

noshatsherlockk? Who says shat?

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1221jamw 11

Story, you might want to go back to fifth grade and relearn your vocab words. :)

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docscientist 9

And 60 goes to jail for making a fraudulent emergency call.

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docscientist 9

No, everyone on Fml has more than likely seen piss puns too many times to count.

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googlefrewdnoob 0

You, obviously

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Insomniasenemy 6

I giggled that was almost funny but not that funny (this is me being nice when it's line 1 AM)

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PaulB123 11

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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fo_86 0

Or if he's cold drop a load on him...too far?

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fo_86 0

Wow you people are very bitter. Just joking around. No more posts on here. INTERNET BULLIES be proud...

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graham11 14

87- so long, pal! *round of applause as he exits the room*

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lovelydarlings 6

Don't let your brother near ovens anymore...

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DontModMeDammit 10

Why would you need to cool off the oven?

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dixiefoxx 22

I'd kill him with the smell. I'd just do it, no questions how.

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trippythehippy 6

Yes. Do tell...

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scarface90 8

Good thing he didn't take a sh*t in the oven

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Cooling it off with 98.6 degree urine? Your brother isn't the brightest, is he?

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derpster 7

how would you know that statistic ma'am?

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boydeee01 7

That's the average core temperature for humans.

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StopDropNRoll 11

Well he is 10! ^^ And I'm pretty sure that ovens get way hotter ~350-450 so I mean if you think it about he didn't do so bad. And maybe he just really had to take a piss and used the hot oven as an excuse :D

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graham11 14

61- who uses a hot oven as an excuse? I would much rather walk a few feet to the bathroom. Or if all else fails, use the sink or something.. But seriously..

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