Kids: Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed... - FML

By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 20:33 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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By vkryss13 - 22/06/2015 19:10 - Guam - Tamuning

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Top comments

Stillo 25

Monday 15 June 2015 23:47

That's not a very polite hamster she's got there

xJChristine 16

Monday 15 June 2015 23:45

why would you insult a hamster? still not a good reason to hit you though

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wheresthesafety 31

Monday 15 June 2015 23:45

I thought you said I smashed my sister's hamster for a second...

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:18

You're the one who sounds smashed.

feven 32

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:14

I thought the hamster smashed OP with a stool at first

Ava_Darkflame 26

Wednesday 17 June 2015 5:29

#51 I laughed way more than I should have at that...

xJChristine 16

Monday 15 June 2015 23:45

why would you insult a hamster? still not a good reason to hit you though

mds9986 24

Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:01

Hamsters can make a whole room stink no matter how much you clean the cage.

bdsmslave 18

Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:59

Well, whatever the reason, I only have one piece of advice: never, ever, EVER insult her real kids when or if she ever has any. She will drop a fridge on your head and deep-fry your toenails. You have been warned.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:13

Never insult her real kids unless you've slipped her some stool softener first! <<--FIX'D!

lulinator 40

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:32

I'm more curious on 'how' she insulted a hamster.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:36

Like my mother always told me, there's never a good excuse to insult a hamster. Wait, maybe I'm mixing this up...

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 16 June 2015 4:40

Your sister is nuts to hit you with a stool. However, with that said, you partially deserve it as you obviously only insulted the hamster to bug your sister. My brothers say mean things about my dog just to bug me and it drives me nuts. So although you didn't deserve to be hit with a stool, you do deserve something for bugging your sister in the first place. Obviously she was going to retaliate.

Malecent 13

Tuesday 16 June 2015 14:01

Hamster are ******* annoying :/

Dreamsorrow93 24

Monday 15 June 2015 23:45

What a little rodent!

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:26

I bet it was a dwarf hamster, because she told that rat OP to pick on somebody her own size.

ochomurph 8

Monday 15 June 2015 23:46

Smash back

Stillo 25

Monday 15 June 2015 23:47

That's not a very polite hamster she's got there

xJChristine 16

Monday 15 June 2015 23:49

That's another way of looking at the story, I like your thoughts

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:01

I love this

SpartyOnWayne 18

Monday 15 June 2015 23:47

If she reacts that way when you insult her hamster, I wonder what she reacts like when you insult her..

gaydragon 13

Monday 15 June 2015 23:47

why'd you insult a hamster? why not just insult your sister instead

PeaceTea13 17

Monday 15 June 2015 23:47

What did the hamster ever do to you?

AnnoC 10

Monday 15 June 2015 23:48

you should've smashed her hamster

confused_wandere 26

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:00

What the hell is wrong with you? Psycho...

littleking94 14

Tuesday 16 June 2015 5:30

Some one should smash you.......pussy

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Monday 15 June 2015 23:53

Don't **** with her hamster

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