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I'm sure that wasn't the only reason
Today, my girlfriend got so abusive, that I was forced to move. I lied to her about moving far away, and she found out. FML
-17, that's very obvious. Anyone could predict that.
^The jealousy is strong in this one.
"Boyfriend of 3 months." it wasn't like a 3-year bond, it was new-car fresh, maybe he decided it wouldn't work. Sorry OP, but I think there's more to this story (Or less to this relationship).
I don't think he's just that into you.
20 minutes too far!
They're thumbing him down because you and him are stating the obvious.
This is my favorite comment of the day haha
It's good. He doesn't deserve you :)
you dont know that. op could be a psycho bitch and thats why hes blaming the break up on the move, as opposed to the real fact to make it easier for her
^I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down, you make a perfectly valid point. Although his excuse was pretty lame, OP could easily be a clingy bitch only telling one side of the story, but there are just to many variables to take a definite side. The people who thumbed you down are either a.) Feminists who think it's always the guy's fault or b.) Are taking sides just based off of the FML.
I completely agree with #21 and #16. You can't really speculate on who deserved it and who didn't because you don't know the story behind it. Stop being jerks and thumbing him down.
24- with that logic, we should completely get rid of the 'YDI' and 'FYL' voting buttons. Every single FML gives too little detail and context for us to know who to blame. Welcome to the Internet, everyone's a jerk.
I remember reading an FML where some guy threw rocks at a homeless man and got chased with a knife, it was pretty clear that that particular OP was to blame.
79- maybe the homeless man was begging for spare rocks?
79- maybe the homeless man was begging for spare rocks?
Oh, he just doesn't like long distance relationships. He couldn't possibly drive the whole twenty minutes and back once a week to see you. Too much work.
^Please read entry on sarcasm(pg 52). Thank you.
That's only so he can easily cheat on you, cos you are probably a stupid ugly bitch with a failing love life
Its called walking, biking, or using public transportation for those short distances your doing
haha loser
haha jerk.
Haha loser jerk.
too long of a distance to ride the bus or ask for a ride huh?
Not all of us like hitchhiking for rides, or getting rides from people all the time, hun. I for one like to be self-dependent.
You can be independent and ride the bus.
He must not be one for long distance relationships... Wait.
Seriously, if he can't make the effort to see you 20 minutes away, there's no point in dating him anymore.
Your a goddamn genius
^You're*. You clearly aren't.
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I'm sure that wasn't the only reason
To be closer to his new girlfriend