By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

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lucy_hewitt15 6

How cute! Puppy love.

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SkoomaKi 27

Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

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onlychildFTW 33

Crazy dog lady! You can start a new trend of jokes OP! Haha. Nothing wrong with talking to animals. People normally get animals to have a companion and why not tall to that companion?

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onlychildFTW 33

Ahh damn. I meant" talk* to that companion." not "tall to that companion."

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KrazieKleo 13

Other people care. For some reason being a little (or a lot) weird gets frowned upon:(. I used to talk to my dog all the time and ....oh shit I just figured out why im still single, too:(. FML as well.

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FMLKitten 15

Crazy cat lady? ..please don't remind me. My last owner tried to dress me up in suits! She even gave me shoes!

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aimeesea75 16

I'm going to end up being a crazy dog lady who lives in the middle of the woods. It's sad that I can see it happening and have it planned out. :L

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onlychildFTW 33

It's okay 49, at least you have your future planned!

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terrible_things 1

Cats suck go dogs

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beanybabe 13

one way to find out your craaaazy! But puppies are so cute! and you'll always have them to keep you company!

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lucy_hewitt15 6

How cute! Puppy love.

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Mooish 18

It's good practice to tell a person.

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blue_seduction 6

If the puppy could talk, I can't imagine what it'd say.

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fuzzywolf 8

I imagine he would give really positive and useful advice

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Mooish 18

It would give amazing advice like lick your but before you kiss someone.

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Dunvanation 4

It'd say please kill me I don't want to hear your sob story crazy lady

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SonOfAMitch 14

I was thinking more along the lines of: TENNIS BALL FOOD WANT FOOD FOOD? HUNGRY. FOOD. WALK NOW? NEED TO GO PEE. WAAAAALK? But meh, that's probably just my dog.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

#9-It would say, "Please put a shirt on."

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Special_Psycho 8

Screw you 17. Dogs are the second best animal out there! Right behind cats! If I were a dog I'd be supportive of my human!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

39) Bitch please. 1. Chipmunks 2. Dogs 3. Cats

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GravityGoesUp 1

"yummy bacon, yummy bacon, yummy bacon, yummy bacon"

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linkinpark98 23

Now, you go adopt a whole herd of puppies and become the crazy puppy lady! :D

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Dunvanation 4

Hey dogs are mans best friend. But not woman's you crazy dog lady!

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SneakyCaveman 13

Start hanging around the local pet shelter and find another dog lover? If not, I hear voodoo dolls do the trick...

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emeraldisle 30

Nothing wrong with talking to your dog. I talk to my cat all the time. It's when you start to pretend that your dog is answering you back that you have a problem.

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