By look before you speak - 09/02/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
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teotsi 28

Could be she got it as a kind of flirting?

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kenleybunch 15

I personally would of found it to be kind of cute

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buttcramp 21

yeah! OP, if the girl likes you too, she probably thought it was cute!

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Honema 16

Why do people do this? Stop it. It sounds very retarded to say of instead of have. And it's not like two more letters are gonna kill you..

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zinoxity 23

73 - The word, "gonna", is a grammatical contraction. Using, "of", instead of, "have", is a complete misuse and incorrect form of the word, "of". The word "of", does not mean the same as, "have". Don't correct someone if you don't know the rules of grammar.

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alcoholmage 14

#73 People say "would've" and assume it's written out as "would of", but technically "would have" IS the correct grammar.

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mac8080 7

You think grammar is a motherfucking game.

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someguy314159265 15

It is a game, and you lost. I am one of the many people who agree that this needs a follow-up.

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Vlen_fml 20

assuming it was respectably decent and not a plan to fake-save her life or anything.

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skeptic54 8

lol. this either worked out really well or really badly

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rocker_chick105 31

I mean, if I were the girl, I wouldn't be mad. It's sweet that he put the effort into it, although it sucks that it didn't go as planned.

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Enslaved 36

Depends. As long as he wasn't like-- "Yo, yo, yo! Help me hook up with this ho!" (I actually know a guy that talks like this. He's single)

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Welshite 39

#21: He'd be awesome at Santa's Workshop.

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perdix 29

#6, and where would a three-way rate on your scale?

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Aligator67 12

#21, Gee I wonder why :p

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silentxninja 13

This made me crack up haha. xD

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skyeyez9 24

I am assuming she wasn't interested, otherwise this wouldn't have been an FML. Better luck next time.

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Rainhawk94 27

No it's an fml because she overheard him

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syki 22

Yeah, but if she overheard and said yes, it would probably be a My Life Is Awesome.

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Rainhawk94 27

But we don't know that, cliffhangers!

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scooterdude720 19

Well its kind of easier now that she already knows.

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tayza249 20

At least now she knows you like her? I hope the OP follows up on this, I'm curious as to how it turned out

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