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Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.
People still use Facebook?
You look like you're 15, have you EVER used Facebook?... I miss the days when you had to have a college email address to join.
Sorry op, maybe he should start bringing you coffee.
People look at me like I have a second head when I tell them I don't have a facebook. My conclusion is that a lot of people still use it.
Well do you have a second head? If you do, it's pretty hard to get by with just one facebook.
I am 17 and I'm saying it because people don't use it. I haven't in months.
Sounds about right
I wonder what he posts about you then.
Maybe he does. Actually, the real issue is probably not related to the status at all. The deeper problem may be that OP's boyfriend feels generally unappreciated or undervalued altogether. If not, he wouldn't have overreacted to something as simple as a Facebook status. Deep-rooted problems that aren't discussed and resolved usually reveal themselves in strange ways and get misinterpreted like this. (However, If he's just a socially insecure drama queen, please disregard the long, thought-out explanation)
Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?
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Show it anywayMaybe his friends don't believe that he has a girlfriend. We've all been there before...wait, no, probably just me haha. :P
For that to happen, you have to actually get a girlfriend though
Maybe he should try bringing you coffee then! Just sayin haha
Now share this FML on your Facebook and he'll know how great he is!
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He'd be so proud to know he's on FML now.
I never got why people need to be mentioned by others on Facebook, but he is your boyfriend and you should make him happy. So next time he does something great post it.
Simple as this. It's nothing to really freak out about. Give him a little attention and he'll get over it pretty quickly. Not too big of an FML, in my opinion.
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Just make a few statuses about him and he'll get over it.
Does HE post about how great his girl is, too?