By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Ieri 31

I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.

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Teyros 24

You're going to go home looking like you got mugged

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Teyros 24

You're going to go home looking like you got mugged

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Honest_Guy 10

That sucks, at the reception did they have good PUNCH?

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OysterPearls 33

Do us all a favor and punch yourself, 2.

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mds9986 24

If you have to caps lock the pun, it's not a good pun.

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lexiieeex3 32

WAYYYYYYYY too obvious

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False_Stupidity 41

The obvious punch line is too obvious in this one.

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SubparAtBest 23

#2 just couldn't deliver it the right way.

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Ieri 31

I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.

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DolphinLaser23 24

That was probably a fail. Punch was supposed to sound like bunch. Well at least I tried.

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mswhatever 18

It was funny. But explaining it ruins it.

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DolphinLaser23 24

I was having second thoughts after I posted it thinking it might not be obvious enough

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Stillo 25

You like to go all in when you tell stories ;)

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beararm 11

fml has to stop being enablers. she punched herself so we say her life sucks??

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Thoricsteam20 24

I'm sure she was just trying to fistbump you :D

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whatthefuckusername 13

The one with the punches.

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Fgjvshnb 22

Whatever happened to just saying you walked into a door?

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RockstarJAy 16

My friend once gave this kid who we used to hate a gash under his eye. The next day, another friend of ours asked him what happened while trying not to giggle, and the kid said he bumped into a door. We called my friend who did the damage, "The Door" for the next week.

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igg125 30

Maybe she really wants to get married.

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alvarny 17

you are the joke and the punchline...

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