By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
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kpetrovski 24

That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.

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Murilirum 23

Him smoking quack?

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pokemyeyes 23

Couldnt he have just asked about her favourite program or something?!

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UH60 26

OP pheasant expecting that I bet.

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crazyindynathan 13

Definitely a dick pic...

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TroyAllen2995 13

Damn, sorry dude. Hopefully you guys can rekindle the relationship.

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NeatNit 32

#9, what fairy tale are you living in and how do I move there?

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FlawlessFlame 7

#9 I feel the same way in real life, but when texting that feeling isn't as strong, and you can't just be silent because then you're not texting. When you're with them in real life, you can be silent and just enjoy the presence of your significant other, but you can't quite do that while texting which is why people often have difficulty finding things to text about.

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demonte_jones 19

If she breaks up with you for not texting, you're better off single.

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whysobeachy 37

Breaks up with him for NOT texting? Uhh, I think you understood this FML wrong.

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Yazoo77 16

Someone being your special other doesn't mean you can offend them. If that's what you've done.

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DaRito 25

Dude I see your comments everywhere

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

A point ^^Here you go, think you were missing this

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kpetrovski 24

That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.

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MrConcise 34

That doesn't sound one-sided to me. Sounds like they mutually felt the relationship had dried and it was time to pack up and move on.

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jake_braves 25

True 5, and op at least you weren't a jerk and you tried. Better luck next time.

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chloe24601 24

Maybe it was for the best if there was nothing to discuss. Don't worry, OP. You'll find someone who you'll bond with a bit better. :)

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree. I think it's best you two broke up. If the relationship was going well then you'd have something to talk about and would be dying to speak to her and see her as much as possible. I hope you find a relationship where you're both so in love that you never want to be apart. Where you always want to share every part of your day and find out how theirs was. Where you can sit together in comfortable silence and still want to be together, even if you're both reading and not talking, but just want that shoulder to shoulder time. That's the kind of relationship you really want to be in!

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nfedrichy 20

Probably something offensive. It could also be that the girlfriend wanted to break up before the phone call and the call was the catalyst.

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Hunkapoo 19

well it's a good thing you two broke up, seems you two aren't quite meant for each other.

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Econforthwin 15

Can we get a follow up on you sent her? Cuz I can't tell if I blame you or not.

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NeatNit 32

This FML needs a follow-up more desperately than any other FML I've ever read. Or, uhh, something a bit less dramatic. OP, we're all really interested to know what happened in that conversation! edit: and knowing whether to blame you or not is not the reason...

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