Love: Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at...

By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 11:05 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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Take the L, dude

By AnonDude - 06/05/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML

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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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McMeh 9

Tuesday 21 July 2015 18:43

Jeez dude. What did you send her?

kpetrovski 24

Tuesday 21 July 2015 18:45

That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.

Comments

XxDanno316xX 27

Tuesday 21 July 2015 19:27

Keep your chin up mate, more fish in the sea.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 21 July 2015 21:27

Not anymore. Plenty of Fish got bought up by Match.

SamCat 21

Tuesday 21 July 2015 19:33

You should have called instead, words get lost in messaging.

atomicxsarah 17

Tuesday 21 July 2015 19:34

Looks like it wasn't meant to be. You'll find someone else that you have more to talk about with anyway. l

PANDORUM89 21

Tuesday 21 July 2015 19:39

that happened to my bf and his ex. he said he didn't even consider her his gf anymore because they maybe spoke once a week. their relationship fizzled out around 4 months. Then him and I got together and its going strong after 2 years. Sometimes people are either too alike or too different for there to be anything substantial maybe that was the case for you? either way feel confident in the fact that you will find someone else that you'll have to force yourself to stop talking just to get some sleep. :)