By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.

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ChaiseT 16

He needs some education about the female body.

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Murilirum 23

No, they need an education in general.

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okokalright 15

honestly the sex ed classes in middle school are pointless. its kinda dumb that parents are shocked that very young girls get pregnant. it's not gonna do much telling 13-14 year olds to not have sex, because they're gonna find a way to go out and do it. its better to give them that advice and teach them safe sex. and the fact that people don't know much about the human body

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jtfrisch 22

If this comment is an anti joke, then well done

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izzajaneful 24

Sounds like he was trying to tell her something...

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meli1195 31

I had sex ed and I definitely am not so ignorant to the mechanics of a body's mechanics and I live in the u. s.

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JustinJK 21

^you should demand it. unless it's a religious school.

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Noreason89 6

You must have went to a really crappy school

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littlekellilee 45

9 I hope your Sex Education class was better taught than your English class.

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militarybrat 21

I didnt have sex ed and i knew that isnt what it meant.

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iAlissa 34

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

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ShirtlessWonder 17

Any health class in the US is a joke. There are 4 main subjects gone over in health. 1. "Drugs are bad kids" scare tactic. 2. "If you have sex you will get AIDS, become pregnant, and die." Mine told us condoms have an 80% success rate. 3. Fitness. This typically isn't actually done too badly. 4. Nutrition. Mostly outdated and just plain wrong stuff that has been disproven many times over (but is still supported by our government).

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Mmkay1515 21

To OP's boyfriend: She definitely has AIDS.

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Schizomaniac 24

Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.

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foxmatrix15 8

Does it really? I'm scared now :(

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samsam23t 8

no it doesnt mean that you could be stressed so your cycle is thrown off or prego

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chriss2015 13

Of corse #21. Be very very scared. In fact the younger you are the higher the chances are that you're infected.

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ptoka 20

Just meant more moisture for the crabs, right?...

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Not idiotic, just ignorant. There's a big difference between the two.

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SocialAmethyst 20

I heard it only gets worse from syphilis!

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DA3Z 16

It is absolutely insane how people know so little about their selves, the opposite sex, and sexual reproduction all together...

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