By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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Steephx0 23

We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?

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Emmaray 16

Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?

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kotaro66 10

Apparently it was not her dream proposal. You ruined it!

higgysaurus 18

I think even if it isn't her "dream proposal" the reaction is a bit extreme, also I can't tell if you are kidding or serious.

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PleaseStayChill 9

The real question is: Did she know you were her boyfriend or was it more of a "lurk-in-the-shadows-longingly" kind of relationship?

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DoomSkuller 28

I guess no one saw the sarcasm in #1's comment

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MJS103 15

And apparently they don't understand your comment either. Sucks that we're the only ones

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Steephx0 23

We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?

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LilMissCanadian 22

It's moot how long they went out, no one should behave like that.

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GrainHauler 9

I agree with #36 me and my wife have been together 10 months and married 4. so why is it important

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ohSNAPyall 26

It's not moot if they've been together a week.

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DoomedGemini 37

A creeped out reaction, breakup, or 'no' and id agree the length of time matters. However, an angry reaction, slap, and ignoring op? Time wouldn't excuse it.

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Abhimanyu 14

#36 You, I like you. Canadians are nice people.

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feytensn 25

I hope she will give you a good reason and you guys can figure it out! Good luck OP!

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BlockOfRedStone 25

That's what I'm wondering, after he figures it out this definitely needs a follow-up.

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revolvearoundme 15

I think I just saw her post, it's been a week right?

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cheeeksss 29

I was just about to mention that FML, 88. Lol

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haymac 13

What the hell indeed, how long have you been together?

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amileah13 26

I'm not sure what could have caused her to react that way, maybe it was your way of proposal? Anyway, hope things work out for you two and if she says yes later on congrats!

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ChopSuey444 20

That's why everyone is asking how long they've dated. Even if a man proposes in a Taco Bell with a plastic ring, a girl who REALLY loves him (even if it's not preferable) wouldn't slap him. But if they've been together for like two weeks, and he proposes, MOST girls would probably storm out.

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iAmDictionary 13

My immediate assumption is that he got some key detail very wrong. Maybe confused their first date with an ex's or called her the wrong name

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Solano2580 24

Many women want to be proposed to perfectly or they just refuse it outright, you're better off OP

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

pft its the thought that counts. a man is offering to share his life and future with you. kind of a massive bitch if she turns him down because its not how she wants it. not really up to her how he asks actually lol my fiance asked me on the road i live on

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zarrganaut 17

I agree with you. My boyfriend could propose to me with a plastic ring in a fast food joint, and I'd say yes in a heart beat. I don't care how he does it or how expensive the ring is.

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THEDUDE1553566 24

She obviously isn't worth it. You can do so much better. Be with someone who wants to be with you

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Emmaray 16

Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?

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teentee401 36

Even if it was for a short time why was the slap necessary?

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engineerosaurus 26

Well, #9's comment starts off "Oh no", so I'm pretty sure we are all in agreement the slap wasn't necessary.

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Zeeennnaaa 11

Even if they weren't on the same page, she's a bitch for doing that. Girls are always complaining that guys don't want to commit but when a guy actually wants full commitment and to share his life with them they get all freaked out. Whether their relationship was short term or not, there's no need for that drama. She could've said "I'm not ready yet, let's wait for a while longer". He obviously had strong feelings for her and her reaction proves he doesn't deserve a bitch like that. I'd say he dodged a bullet.

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