By blk8764 - 15/03/2011 22:35 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
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afdude87 6

it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Justine Beiber is the real name. People constantly leave off the E. Its aggraating as hell, and fairly obvious no "straight" "male" can sing like that.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Oh dear, the grammar nazis are going to ream me a new one :(. Stupid iPhone. aggravating***

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NancyDeebensDPDS 0

It's Justin bieber. I hate when people spell it Justin Beiber! JESUS!

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Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

One thing, justin bieber is NOT handsome.

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MissBunny25 0

42, calm down. anyways, Justin bieber is stupid.

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CheetosLibrary 0

are you crazy????? justin bieber is amazing and sexy!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#59 To some teenage girls, sure. To the rest of the population, not so much...

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MissBunny25 0

64 I agree with you, but I think 59 was being sarcastic xD lol

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nidawi 0

Really? I'm not a fan of Justin, but I'm tired of seeing everybody hate on him just for the fun of it. He's a human being, and he deserves respect even if you don't like his music or think his voice is too high or that he's gay. I will respect him. He just turned 17, he's still a kid! Give him a break and let him make music because that's what makes him happy.

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xxkitsumoxx 0

he hates on himself. it's cool wit him

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BugsBunny1 4

He gets plenty of respect from the girls who practically die if they take a picture with his cardboard cut-out!!!

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marcelj121 10

i believe its justine bieber .... ehemm

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killedmyteacher 0

so we are all assuming now that you are gay or bisexual? am I right?

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kisshu_fml 6

#59 HA YOU WISH

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denvan 0

It's time for you to look like a girl

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afdude87 6

it's ok, most old people mean well, they're just hard of seeing / hearing / driving sometimes.

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Kefka91 15

tomboy, eh? that's hot.

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socal8912 0

exactly what I was gonna say ;)

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jennabell 0

I think beyonce did a song like that...

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Alimareee 3

I think Beyoncé did too.

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epyk_pryncess 8

there's nothing wrong with A cups. just remember, all the girls you think are "hot" for having big ****... are gonna have saggy bags later in life. while us smaller chicks will be perfectly content. thank you. :))

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prince122 0

woh 79 u dont look like u have small ****...

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epyk_pryncess 8

amazing huh? I would like to thank victoria's secret for amazing push up bras... :))

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

I agree with 79. There's nothing wrong with A cups. What if there is a really hot chick with a nice, tight body and ass, but with A cups in front of you, would you think "Yeah, I'd tap that."? My honest opinion even as a boobs kind of guy, I'd go for her.

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xdannyx117x 0

agreed and 79s bra is amazing and her tats rock

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fatalkiss 0

She's old, in her day guys probably looked a lot different than today (style, clothes, hair, etc). & same with girls. So if you have a pixie cut & was wearing a Tshirt, she just assumed you were a guy without really paying attention (plus her vision probably isn't that great).

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marinus_fml 19

Maybe you should stop flaunting your flat chest.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Maybe you should stop flaunting your back-abs and flex your front-abs for all the ladies to admire.

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marinus_fml 19

haha orly? More than five girls would have to agree before I do it ^.^

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jman730 0

She probably thinks your smuggling a squirrel. Or your mustache is better than hers.

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