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yeah it's just you
"It's not you, it's me."
just stop talking about jersey will you?
yes in fact I do live in jersey
I live in Mississippi :D lol but no one's gonna creep on me down here.. unless I go to walmart at 3 in the morning.. but that happens to everybody
Posting a picture of yourself is a better identifier than telling us a vague and general area where you live...
14 that's the name of my school's senior high drama play! :D
82 love your kitty pic
In soviet Russia, cat is allergic to you!
get away from her kitty!! u dun wan to suffer any rashes!
Dun wan? The ****?
That pussy is stuffed.
hahaha good one
In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!
shouldn't it be 'in soviet Russia, cat allergic to you'?
Plus this FML happened in the United States. Also there is no longer a Soviet Russia to speak of. Whole damn CCCP (aka USSR) fell apart about 6 months before I was born. Coincidence? I think not. :)
It fell apart five months after I was born. :P
I was a year and a half.
74 you look early 20's late teens. shut your mouth
if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.
Are cats supposed to poop outdoors?
You should move out and live in your car, you selfish bastard! how dre you make kitty suffer!
good for you. you noticed a spelling error.
Is that even possible?¿
Obviously it is.
cocksucker71 did it work??
Julia is the exception that proves the rule. I mean it always works with me.. *******
I dunno, never tried... *********** so ?
#31 Lemme try.... Lolthisisntmypassword Did it work? :P (Smart people know what I did)
les it was just a joke maybe not a good joke, but still a joke nonetheless.
huh...
The cat is obviously faking it to get out of household responsibilities. Tell that malingerer to get off its ass. After all, who else will scratch things, pee on things, scentmark things, and leave dead things lying about?
lol that's so random!
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In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!
if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.