Money: Oi! Get back here!

Oi! Get back here!

By magicman - 26/04/2011 04:45 - Canada

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Jedi mind trick

By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 19:00

Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:46

Goodluck trying to explain that.

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:47

Why does that look oh so funny in my mind? Fuhohohoho!~

Comments

Beebow_fml 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:46

Goodluck trying to explain that.

FMLollie 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:00

That must have been really awkward coming back aha!

MeowingKat 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:11

Wow, you're an idiot. Never assume things, OP.

meligje 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 12:26

"Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups"

insanesna1l 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:14

that quote slots nicely into so many fmls.

BellaGoBoom 6

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:30

You are an ass and the ump will shun you. I love that show<3

TheObnoxiousNarw 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:06

This is one of the best FMLs I've read in a long time

QuantumLegend 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:29

"I was umm... hand delivering it to the orphanage. yea, that's it! you gonna waste the gas that could pay for all those hungry mouths? that's right! EVERY time you deliver some money, children um die. ok cya"

trini_gal171 0

Monday 16 May 2011 2:00

I would hate to be you.

diabian 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:46

comooon just admit it!!

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 14:03

that's what I was thinking. maybe he took it, realized he was caught and his brain just told itself a little lie, now OP is just saying this on FML to reassure himself of this lie to himself so he would believe himself about himself lying to himself.