By waiting till marriage, she said - 10/06/2015 15:28 - United States - Pasadena

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Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML
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Welshite 39

I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.

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toaster87 19

Time to set your relation status to single and your siblings to none!

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kangx1 28

I'd be so pissed off at my brother and her

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ScarredVox92 16

Really though. What kind of girl or kind of brother does that???

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CoGhostRider 31

Guess she forgot to tell you Yall broke up for an hour.

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pjsr 32

Did your brother also change his FB status to not being related to you?

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elk1221 11

Wow, Someone needs to learn what cheating is. FYL OP

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jessi_sunshine 26

Have technicalities ever actually mattered when they're used as excuses? Sorry, OP. That sucks.

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StickyPickles 33

Consider yourself lucky to be rid of such an idiotic *****.

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ohjoy15 33

It takes two. His brother is also a ***** of equal proportions.

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logicnazi 18

I'd say 60/40 cuz she changed her FB; this implies intentional deception on her part.

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Earths_Venus 25

Sounds like you've been watching Maury or Steve Wilkos :)

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Welshite 39

I'd be more upset at your brother's betrayal. He had equal part in this too.

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CoGhostRider 31

Well she did set her Facebook to single maybe she convinced the brother they were separated.

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Welshite 39

I don't know about you, but I would talk to my sibling before banging his recent "ex". But that's just me.

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NickACD 27

Let your brother off with a harsh beating because he is family but kill the bitch.

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connorgrant98 24

Also, it would be really rude to have sex with your brother's ex if they just broke up.

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logicnazi 18

To the above: Really?^ To OP: I'm just mad that you stated she was your EX in the post. Now instead of "you should break up with her OP! Good luck!" comments, we get "why did your brother bang your ex?" comments. I actually applaud your attempt to mix things up, however the mass public needs order to function.

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anonymuse_fml 31

#45 - OP said "now ex" which would imply that he broke it off with her after he found out what happened, not that his brother slept with her after they broke it off.

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RickySleeves 20

Time to set your relationship status on Facebook to "single" too!

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FlyingLeumer 19

Wow. That logic is pretty irrefutable isn't it? Seriously, if you are going to cheat on someone, at least have the decency to not make excuses about it.

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illegalbeagle69 23

Well, I I think anyone who would cheat doesn't have much decency.

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