By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(

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pandabeargirl89 0

I hope you had insurance!

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pandabeargirl89 0

I hope you had insurance!

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OceanBreathesSal 5

I bet the Allstate Mayhem guy was driving the vehicle

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Zya_fml 8

FYI. And that was really nice of you.

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Zya_fml 8

FYI. And that was really nice of you.

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nateb1tch 1

Who cares if they have insurance. its the hospitals deal.

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FlipInBrosky 4

"Are you in good hands?" Well.. apparently not!

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Sperrys 3

Your insurance can help you get a new one. Suing a hospital would mean so much hassle.

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quinnjamin10 2

i bet your doggy there poops rainbows!

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OceanBreathesSal 5

i don't know who you are talking to but I do have a friend who poops rainbows when he pees...

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sxe_beast 11

Why would you have to sue the hospital? I'm sure like everyone else they have car insurance. They can cover it... Its on them.

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LOLbomb 1

Is your motorcycle a Harley Davidson? If so, then the ambulance ran over it for good reason. And you, sir, would be a fag. -South Park reference

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LOLbomb 1

Obviously, the moderators have never watched South Park. I've seen worse comments. *sigh* -.-

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urdirtyolduncle 15

120-- If it didn't work the first time, what the hell made you think it would flow the second time?!? Btw, Op, that's what you get for helping people.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

wow I just realized the comment I replied to got deleted so now it looks like I'm a complete idiot.... well this is awkward -_-

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OceanBreathesSal 5

158- I don't know whether to thumb your comment up or down. you make a valid point in the first part of your comment and in the second part I don't know if your being sarcastic or just a total douche. and if it is sarcasm then it really isn't appreciated here.

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sxe_beast 11

Sarcasm is awesome. Its not that its not appreciated. Its just that most people are too dense to understand it.

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beaker38 5

23 most hospitals don't own the ambulances it's usually volunteers that the town owns or paid by a company separate from the hospital

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IronZombie 0

ydi for helping him as a speeding ambulance was ravaging your bike

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DontModMeDammit 10

that will teach you to ever help someone.

Zya_fml 8

Yes of course, because every time you help somebody an ambulance runs over your bike, right?

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BWill9014 4

I hope that wasn't a serious reply to 2's sarcasm 24

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Zya_fml 8

26 - I believe my sarcasm is more obvious than 2's . . .

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BWill9014 4

I wasn't referring directly to your sarcasm 29... I was referring to the fact that you commented sarcastically to 2 as if 2 was being serious with the comment they made

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quinnjamin10 2

Unicorns seem to always amaze me... THAMBS up IF THIS IS TRUE! THaMBS down IF THIS IS completly irrelevant to this FML... Code Names: Unicorns = Medics Therefore this comment is now related to this FML and should receive a proper Thumbs up. THUMBS DOWN IF IM AWESOME. im not awesome... This message has been approved by me, Charlie, The Unicorn... Unicorns are cool, they have a ******* horn for godsake!

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quinnjamin10 2

43 - You are not good at trying to confuse people... 2 was being sarcastic so there would not be a reason to respond seriously... or vis versa i think.... anyways your wrong accept it :P

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Alexstraza_fml 5

I think what he may be saying is it looks sort of dumb to reply sarcastically to an already sarcastic comment.

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BWill9014 4

I'm not trying to confuse anyone... I'm just saying 2 was being sarcastic and 24 responded as if 2 was being serious... it's as simple as that but thank you 49 for completely over thinking that

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quinnjamin10 2

ohh that could be the case! thanks for clearing that load of shit up. Potassium Nitrate + Sugar = some nice puffy clouds :P

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quinnjamin10 2

i dont think its possible to over-think an unclear statement, if it is not clear enough to understand, then you automaticlly come to conclutions of the outcome, so i did not overthink anything, just looking for a plausable answer...

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BWill9014 4

I was pointing to you stating that I was "trying to confuse people"... that's where you over thought things a bit

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quinnjamin10 2

Ohh so putting one line that seems like it was added on to clear a misconception was to point out that one fault throughout your intire comment? because in your comment you only refered to "trying to confuse people" once and not again... so i assumed that that was not your original intent...

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BWill9014 4

All I'm saying is that your comment at 49 was built upon your belief that I was attempting to word my previous comments in a way to cover up a mistake I made... that's why you said "you're not good at confusing people" and "face it you're wrong"... and because that's obviously not true... you over thought things and jumped to conclusions

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quinnjamin10 2

IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG THATS THE WAY IT GOES, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! lol... i just wanted a conversation because it gets slightly lonley at 4 AM... and you gave it to me! thanks, no hard feelings? :P Good Night

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BWill9014 4

Should of realized you were trolling after comment 44...

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quinnjamin10 2

"trolling" is such a harsh word... and it was apparently a viable argument because you kept answering and answering...

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Aksel_fml 0

helping people is bad

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ariannaimelda 7

sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(

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DeadxManxWalking 27

that is rather true

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iSitt 0

Karma. Hey, it's the universe's morality, not a human's.

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ColorfulDonut 7

How is this even possible? Did you just leave your bike in the middle of the road? and is the person okay???

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GreenMaze 0

did you left your motorcycle running?

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Iamnotmyself 17

It goes like this, the ambulance driver was high and went to turn the corner, instead of seeing a person trapped in a ditch and a man with a motorcycle, he saw a dragon trying to eat the man in the fiery pit of lava! Stupid cravkheads.

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ColorfulDonut 7

well ok then sir, you have enlightened me.

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Saltime 0

I hope you realize that 128 is wrong in nearly every way possible. Emergency crews won't plow through anything in their way, including vehicles. If a vehicle is in the way of their hose, they won't "cut up" the car. They move the emergency vehicle to a different position quickly. Emergency crews are liable for any damage done to another persons' property.

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zubzub 1

actualy if you are in the way of a fire hydrant then they can bust your windows to get to it because by law you can't park in front of them.

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ColorfulDonut 7

well then sir, you have unenlightened my enlightenment. (I have no idea how to spell that stuff)

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flockz 19

maybe the ambulance driver saw u overlooking a motionless body in a ditch and assumed that you had killed them so he swerved and hit your getaway vehicle.

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firegirl1702 4

we are not ambulance drivers dammit

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beantownEMT 6

Damn right! Although to be fair, in some places they actually hire people to just drive the ambulance.

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slimjim8094 12

+1. And if this were me driving, the answer is "it was in my way". Though I'd try and avoid it so it didn't puncture a tire or something.

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delana2008 0

So get Allstate, and better protect yourself from mayhem like me. :)

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condom101 0

insurance is like a condom u only use it when u need it so fk insurance I go raw

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m0rgana 0

wow 6 I actually lol'ed

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Jacobt24 19

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there . . . with a new motorcycle!

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BigOrca 2

Like a good neighbor state farm is there...... with the girl from 4B.

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SpeakingMyMind 0

35- So what happens when you end up with multiple babies from multiple baby mamas? Bet you will wish you used a condom.

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lifeindafastlane 1

that sux dude

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Livinia 11

If you're going to be a Good Samaritan, get insurance.

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kingatowning 2

the Samaritan that helped out a Jew never had insurance on his camel

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Artz94_fml 16

maybe he will go to heaven ! (ps : ur pic is really nice ;))

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leequiroga 5

I love you.!! (p.s. her pic is Selena Gomez)

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DeadxManxWalking 27

truly right. (your beautiful and cute. just saying :) )

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Livinia 11

What, so out of the countless numbers of people in the world, no two people can look similar? I personally don't think I look like Selena Gomez, but a lot of people seem to think so. **** your life for being so arrogant.

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Livinia 11

Alright, think what you like. I can't be ****** arguing with an assuming little bitch.

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MissAwesomeness 4

livina, just take it as a compliment that electric_daisy thinks u look like Selena Gomez. although I'd have to say, you look better. :)

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rararauhuh 5

Hey, Livinia, put a picture of you doing something that Selena Gomez would never do (ie. hand written poster, you flipping the bird, even) that'll be proof enough. Btw, I agree, you're very pretty.

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cmw_69 3

electric_daisy everyone knows you're a jealous ass old man wishing you looked like her who similarly looks like Selena but you can deffenently tell she isn't ,(:

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daltyboy 0

all tht matters is tht the person is ok right?

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HaIlegra 2

if it was at the point when they needed an ambulance, then its good that they were urgent about it...

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