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PR campaign ideas

By Nick - 27/07/2011 17:32 - Australia

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

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By Sole Heir - 16/12/2023 03:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and shyly smiling to the camera, holding a heart-shaped sign that reads, "My penis is small, but my love is BIG." I showed it to my mom and asked who it was. She just snorted and said, "You were his favorite!" FML

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Yes we can

By AnnaWusHere - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, my 72 year-old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with homemade signs all day, campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me to ask if she was high. FML

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You deserved it 4 011

By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By ashamed - 14/12/2014 02:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

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By a - 29/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML

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By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

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You deserved it 33 529

By Job Seeking - 22/01/2013 11:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

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You deserved it 3 005

By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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saIty 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:29

Dicks Sporting Goods: Buy our balls.

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:07

That's pretty awesome.

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justsayfuck 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:07

That's pretty awesome.

chuckychan 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:32

hah hah hah was he asian ? get it election haha erection? dick joke ahaha

chuckychan 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:43

haha was he like asain? har har har cuz like election. and erection. ahaha dick jokes.

DishHeads 9

Thursday 28 July 2011 12:50

so, did your grandpa get 'erected' ?

mbishop94479 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:21

Sadly, no. OP is from Australia. If OP was from Asia, there would be a chance, though.

macca1234 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:55

this is hardly an FML... that is AWESOME!!

iSitt 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:02

is there an antiques road show in Australia?

firefail1031 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:25

icwutudidthar..,, haha nice

chiddy_bang71 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:47

vote dicks. change will cum.

BigOrca 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:39

will the change cum soon or take hours? days? months? or years?

noahlazarowski 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:00

#47 I was going to say that

itsharkley 8

Friday 29 July 2011 21:34

Dickinson cuz that's where it belong

NeatNit 32

Thursday 2 May 2013 9:00

I misread it as 'erection'. it made a lot more sense.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Friday 3 January 2014 10:51

Guess everyone wanted the D.

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:14

since he didn't get elected i'd say disgusted would over-rule impressed.

Eaglestrike117 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:26

How could you possibly know he wasn't elected?

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:17

You can tell.

pink_raindrops 26

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:12

What exactly was said that gave that away?

SayItNicely 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:11

Are you a teenage boy or a senior citizen?

SpicyDuck 22

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:18

I don't think he was running son, I think they were for who he was voting for.

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:13

I wonder what he'd have done if he was elected...

konjaman 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:54

don't you mean erected???

MrCatman1125 2

Wednesday 22 August 2012 2:57

No, I think not,

coocoloky 12

Monday 11 January 2016 2:49

Yes 138, exactly what I was thinking!

saIty 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:29

Dicks Sporting Goods: Buy our balls.

KBugg19 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:31

this literally made my laugh out loud.

Sessyann 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 8:16

Lol

HeyImJuli 3

Thursday 28 July 2011 20:59

I litterally loled at this :) nicee one

sexybabe198 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:21

hhahahahahah lmao

bjr1208 3

Friday 18 November 2011 1:02

Dicks sporting goods: we have all your balls.

ismaithliomtae 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:21

how is that an FML, sounds brilliant!

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 28 July 2011 2:15

I like Dick :). So would've voted for him...

cptcook 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 17:33

fagg...

ipodlover1995 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:27

I don't like Dick. I prefer his opponent, ****.

snowboarder531 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:00

I thought his opponent was Mike Hunt.?

taticalnNinja 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:12

Hey dicks sporting goods new slogans

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 28 July 2011 22:15

lol

proski 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:27

dicks: we got balls

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 28 July 2011 3:05

i bet he did that on purpose. i would have so voted for him lol

PlasmaVirus 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 5:39

ASIAN MAN APPROVE OF ERECTION POSTARZ.

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Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

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Today, I overheard the guy who hired me talking to one of my managers in hushed tones about me. I'm pretty sure he's going to send me an email soon, saying that my job "probably isn't the right fit" for me, which is part of what I overheard. FML

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You deserved it 65

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

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You deserved it 31 191

Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML

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You deserved it 918

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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You deserved it 3 679

Nice try, buddy.

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You deserved it 254

Today, my company filed for bankruptcy, but the reorganize kind where it still functions. There are no funds to give out paychecks any time soon. They won't fire me. If I voluntarily quit, I cannot file for unemployment. I'm now an unpaid intern. FML

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You deserved it 2 983

PR campaign ideas

Same thing different taste

Your funny uncle

Yes we can

Culture war bullshit

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