By ms_nothing - 19/08/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML
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You deserved it 3 909

ms_nothing tells us more.

ms_nothing 10

My mom went to college in her 30s. She got pregnant with me her senior year in high school, and waited til she was in her 30s to go to college. I plan on proving her wrong. I've never done anything to make her say something like that.

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rein 8

prove her wrong and wait till senior year.

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cudi504 4

Now the pressures on OP not to get pregnant and drop out just to prove her mom wrong...probably her moms master plan all along

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rein 8

prove her wrong and wait till senior year.

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cudi504 4

Now the pressures on OP not to get pregnant and drop out just to prove her mom wrong...probably her moms master plan all along

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Ugi 26

Or she will feel under no pressure to avoid it because she knows her mum is expecting it anyway so it won't come as a shock or disappointment. If that's her master-plan I think it could easily backfire.

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Majstr 23

Mam speaks from her experiences.

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PandaPi 0

Depends on people in college, I know someone who went from kind and innocent to **** like person. Don't hang out with the wrong crowd

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SteveTheJanitor 6

10 - you're picture reminds me of gibby off icarly

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ms_nothing 10

My mom actually got pregnant with me in high school, so I'm already older than she was, and not pregnant... as far as I know. Jk. :P

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ms_nothing 10

My mom went to college in her 30s. She got pregnant with me her senior year in high school, and waited til she was in her 30s to go to college. I plan on proving her wrong. I've never done anything to make her say something like that.

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raaawwwrrZ 8

Prove her wrong get pregnant and drop out before freshman year starts

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sydstoomuch 19

It's only cuz history often repeats itself. Especially in families. It's good she told you, at least now you know what you're 'not' gonna do.

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sxe_beast 11

It looks like the Catholics read FML (thumbs down for advocating contraception?).

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fucentarmal 1

fyl, your mom is a passive aggressive bitch who is jealous of all the sex you will have the opportunity to have. she wants to piss you off so you don't have as much fun as college can be. fymom, have fun, just be smart about the birth control, tell your mom you want on the pill.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

um..so do you have issues with your mum cause it seems Luke you have some rage against mums

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SteveTheJanitor 6

I mean like instead of Luke. 'twas my auto correct. I sincerely apologize

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krysteague 1

Seriously you need to learn what passive aggressive means because that wasnt passive at all. Or really aggressive either. And frankly you need help. If she is whoring herself out in high school then her mom might have a point.

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manic_maniac11 13

Thats quite a confession...That sucks OP. Don't take it to heart

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ms_nothing 10

Thanks, I didn't really care. I don't let what other people think/say about me affect how I see and feel about myself. I know the truth, and I don't care what anyone else "knows" about me. :)

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tj4234 35

Well that sucks. Sounds like she did it herself tbh.

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CrazyGirl445 4

yea one of my friends moms told her I'd be pregnant by 14

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eminemchick 19

well ur username IS "crazygirl"..

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Enigmax2514 7

Tell her " you are almost right mom! But I will ensure he uses a condom until the 2nd year. Ain't I a good girl, huh?" if you are pissed about her magnitude of faith in you

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