By ms_nothing - 19/08/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML
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ms_nothing tells us more.

ms_nothing 10

My mom went to college in her 30s. She got pregnant with me her senior year in high school, and waited til she was in her 30s to go to college. I plan on proving her wrong. I've never done anything to make her say something like that.

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rein 8

prove her wrong and wait till senior year.

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cudi504 4

Now the pressures on OP not to get pregnant and drop out just to prove her mom wrong...probably her moms master plan all along

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iceclimbers1 0

I got $50 bucks on mom, lemme know how it goes

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ms_nothing 10

Just like your mom knows you can't use proper english. :D

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unixdude 9

You should have laughed really loud and told her "no one will sleep with me thanks to the genital warts, mom. I only give ********."

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kickblocker 18

Look on the bright side, at least she's honest

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spd2fst4u 5

What would being pregnant have to do with dropping out of school? Yes you would need some leave time eventually, but seriously? It was probably what she did.

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mixedkidd 5

That's what my mom thinks! Where is the trust people?!?!

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bankrupt 15

My parents EXACTLY. They wanted me to go to community college so they could keep me under their thumbs and monitor my menstrual cycle. I got a scholarship to a really good school and took off with them screaming at me that I would come home by Thanksgiving, drunk, stoned and pregnant with no idea who the father of my child was. I was just about as big a goody two-shoes as ever lived so the thought that I would ever do any of those things was utterly ridiculous. I graduated from college without ever having tried any drugs and with my hymen intact. I had the occasional beer but never got falling down drunk. It has been my observation that often parents of good kids don't really trust them and think their kids are shit, while the kids who are assholes have parents who think they're pure as the driven snow.

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ms_nothing 10

Glad I'm not the only one. :)

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bankrupt 15

There is nothing quite like knowing you don't have the support of your mom, is there? Trust me, there is no better feeling than proving her wrong. My mom screamed and screamed at me that I was going to crash and burn and she couldn't wait for it to happen so she could rub my nose in my failure while screaming "I told you so" and kicking me in the ass. You have never seen two people more unhappy to have a successful daughter than my parents. They were utterly miserable at my college graduation and could barely look at my diploma, the physical proof that they were wrong. Hehehe. The stumper is that I never gave them any reason to suspect that I was a shit or lazy or was going to fail. I was my high school valedictorian and got a really good scholarship; what about that says "I raised a piece of shit" to a parent? Go figure.

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XxDancerGirlxX 17

Hey, at least you didn't get pregnant and drop our your freshman year in high school! Still, FYL your mom is a bitch. Or maybe YDI for being a ****? Kidding, good luck in college!

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