By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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Egnar 19

So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

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Comments

gojira666 7

Now u need a christmas tree to string that bitch up

31 1
Kyzahhh 7

What a top bloke you have there OP And 28 OP means original prankster.....

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agentx52 13

No, it means Original Poster. Don't lie to people.

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HarveyMalone 0

Don't listen to them. It means the Octangular Pronoun.

33 3
Saltime 0

You're all stupid. OP means Octopus ****.

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xlord 27

You guys are all douches.... It actually means oval penis

30 3
KingDingALing 9

^ This is why I never asked what OP means. You get a variation of retarded answers.

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LaughinStock 16

Well 65 that's why you research your question and feel good when you get the answer :)

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bunnixbrutality 5

Op means origonal phantom ... No wait its organ pain ... No hmm maybe its organic penis.. Yep thatss itt.

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liquidfireKAN 0

OP means original poster, as in the person who posted the FML.

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NotAPedo 0

Nahh 78, I'm pretty sure it means organic penis...

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abbyelizabeth 9

Why the hell is 78 thumbed down? Maybe someone actually wants to know what OP means.

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ArentICute 0

Because he ruined the fun of making up other meanings for "op"

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ifinsane 6

Idk why you complaining thats pretty awesome how you did that.

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rawr_ily96 24

This is why I decided to figure it out on my own. I saw one of these chains once from someone else asking, and immediately thought "Ah, **** this." I figured it out a day later.

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Runninvegan 8

Did he call it "Magical Pubes"? I Could set him up with Tour dates all around the world and he could make millions!

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ImmaB3AST 7

If FML was mw2 you would be the kid using heartbeat sensor and silencer on search and destroy. ****** tryhard.

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fatraptorjesus13 9

I love the people who relate EVERYTHNG to COD thence fun of people who play games like WoW or Dungeons and dragons

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cwl727 32

2-the way the OP described it sounded like it was a piece of her regular hair not her pubic hair. Besides that has also happened to me.

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stoych 19

you could have said "for my next trick, i will make someone disappear, ME!" and legged it. serioulsy, thats pretty gruesome, especially if its not your own hair....ewwwww

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Are least he made a joke about it.

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rein 8

more like hair-bracadabra ;)

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rein 8

more like hair-bracadabra ;)

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zachherbert 10

Abraa. Kadabraa. Alakazam. I'm so happy I remembered something from Pokemon.

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smith2001 5

Except that you spelled "abra" wrong

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K_kanaka 26

Well at least he said something instead staying quiet with a shocked face the translates to WTF D:!!!

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Jimboom 11

Don't see how this is a FML... that was awesome! And extra points for thinking on your feet with the magic line. Although I hope it was at least your own hair... otherwise for my next trick I will make the floor magically covered in puke

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Egnar 19

So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!

194 1
mgsoloist 14

Your pic reminds me of 'myspace tom'

6 1
Egnar 19

Oh god, i have to change it right away!

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Bunnehs 0

You shouldn't feel thats an FML.. thats really cute of him..

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888Allis888 3

The FML is haveing the hair there in the first place... Ew... poor girl... He IS a keeper though..^^

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