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should of had a v8
You should've done what I do; tape TM-46 Russian anti-tank mines to my bumper. No one ever crashes into my car and of they did, they won't again!
Shorty you crazy.
11- I think he's referring to the drink
This sounds like a fender render to me.
That bastard should pay for it
The guy mowing the lawn had another of these famous daydreams that occur when breathing fresh grass emmanations for an extanded period. True story.
I'm guessing he was drunk.
^ That was clever.
I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower
Some people just can't drive slow. But they can sure as hell weave in and out of traffic on the highway doing 90 mph.
Me too!
That's hard to do. If you even lift one butt cheek off my mower, it shuts off. What a dumbass!
Trues questions are : how man butt cheeks are on your lawnmower, and why aren't you providing us any pictures of it?
I can not believe how many typos are in my previous comment. Thx, iPhone keyboard :)
Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem
Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem
Demand compensation OP. You know it was the guy who they hired to mow the lawn and security basically confirmed it, so...
If your trying to get compensation with that argument you should just file a lawsuit against the company
Non-actual cars are much better.
drive a car into hia lawnmower
Get that guy fired.
17 who, the guy who told him the news should be fired?
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I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower
That bastard should pay for it