By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
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Chrispayne 4

Dude looks like a lady

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airs_01 3

you know things are bad when you mistake your girlfriend for a man.

154 3
redneck0328 5

SOME WILL WIN!!! SOME WILL LOSE!!!

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317theterrible 0

maybe the guy looked liked a girl from behind?

35 3
BeastNerd 3

Or that man looks like a girl from behind..

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imacreeper 3

a nice icepack will go well with your black eye, OP.

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arielhoee 9

Very kinky..did he wink and give you a smack on the ass afterwards?

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scarletdragonfly 5

That would be so embarrassing! Isn't is kinda bad that you mistakened your girlfriend for a man?

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EvilPotato 14

don't lie OP that was your plan all along.

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smh33 0

dude how do you not know who your girlfriend is? worse of all she must be ugly if you confused her for a dude

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Darth_Naru 0

was it a he-she? or is your girl a she-he?

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braasilianx0 4

does your girl look like a man ?! o my

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EvilPotato 14

I'm giving putplerae's comment a few more minutes before it's gone.

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YDI__Bitch 0

well did he get into to it? because OP did not pull out so he obviously did.

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braasilianx0 4

oh, OP might just be a girl.

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sandi315 0

If ur gf looked like braasillianxO the that was one hot guy

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lmBrown 0

brassalian, everytime I look at ur photo I getta boner .

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Badshah29 6

did he break your nose? or returned the favour?

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Justforlolz 14

2- was that short pointless comment your pathetic attempt to be first on here?

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imnotcraZ 0

Justin beiber? you have an FML account?

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livvyluvlaf 8

this is a girl's FML if no one noticed... so it's not that weird. just a nice kiss on the cheek for some lucky random guy!

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GravyGuy 11

2 just revealed to us the meaning of life.

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instnt1nfction 17

if you go all homophobic again I will make you my bitch and send to the middle east to shove in a camel which I will bury in the Mediterranean Sea

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thebadmanpuntedb 7

sounds like stu in the hangover 2 to me...

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A7X_LoVeee 10

26 was that supposed to be funny?

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mismonroe 0

Because that's something people joke about? Think it was serious.

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The_Weirdo 10

So making gay jokes is bad, but racist ones are alright? "sigh" You gotta lot to learn...

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liono152 0

true how do you tell your girlfriend you kissed a guy...cuz you thought it was her

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SpazzyJazzy325 0

how girlie was that man? O_O

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rhysfucker 24

makes one wonder; either manly girlfriend or a really fem guy..?

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YacL 15

Hope your girlfriend wasn't around. Maybe she'll ask for a threesome, or break up with you. Or give you "the look".

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EvilPotato 14

please describe in lots of detail what "the look" is.

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YacL 15

You will only know what "the look" is once your girlfriend gives it to you.

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kaykay9080 5

Lol, and this is why I stick with girls, they aren't that cheesy.

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