By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.

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kainpwnsu 19

Yeah, nasty on the side of @jriese444 or the sister?

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Sarajean32 5

My relatives do the same thing. I feel your pain FYL.

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moop256 10

Ok mabye op works for fox network and like everyone on that network they don't have an anus. And that's why everything fox says is full of shit... And that children is the meaning of Christmas

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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4

Is op saying he hardly wipes?

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FarSide 22

WTF is YOUR problem 40? Just change the channel and you will feel better. Then go wipe your ass.

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Feklfekl2222 32

If OPs a guy he should know women always use more toilet paper.

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reaganomics 6

Quick question: How the hell do you go from this fml to a haters montage on Fox news?.....well since we now plug in random stuff I just got a great Dane that eats small children

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thiscrazything 1

I got 2 Great Danes that eat gators and the UPS guy(s).

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TheDrummingResul 0

Worked up much?

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kurlyfries222 0

Nasty for who...we don't know which one has issues...he's either blocked up or she's got the craps...

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mduffy08 8

Really? Really? Liberals cannot bite their tongue for one ******* minute on Christmas on an FML post about wiping ass? Really? Somehow you bring the conversation about fox news, and then make it an bias lie? Go **** yourself, and Merry CHRISTMAS and a happy ******* new year.

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ashtonkay 7

Clap cl-clap.. Yup. Clap cl-clap.. Yup. She got a donk.

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SillyFart 7

I don't wanna see the mess she left in that bathroom

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monkeysareyummy 0

Or the stink! Hope you have fabreeze OP..

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cameron250f 0

I'm pretty sure she is just wrapping herself in it and pretending to be a mummy.

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graham11 14

She probably went tp-ing. Either that or OP needs more fiber!

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hellbilly205 17

Sorry everyone always gets me when i spell something wrong just returning the favor.

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graham11 14

141- forgive and forget. He's apologizing, so chill you ******* nazi.

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NotAPedo 0

Nah, OP just forgot to mention that he only ***** once a month.

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xk75 4

And doesn't wipe when he does!

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graham11 14

Comma? Okay that was just a dumb attempt at a joke. *slaps myself across the cheek*

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BeefyQueef 5

She has the heaviest flow I've ever seen!

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SomeBossOnHere 5

I bet you don't wipe... :) Or she has the major *****, either way... Nasty.

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thisisafunnyname 12

or he's a MAN and wipes with his hands... a very ****** up man.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Are we talking bra-stuffing or you know, "bathroom use"? I guess it doesn't matter. Either way, that's kinda sad.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Do people really stuff with toilet paper? I'm flat and not even I stuff!

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LaughinStock 16

21 I can always count on you to be on a thread that has to do with any topic on breasts or relating to them.

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Gamaryn 0

Either that, Or she was making toilet paper sculptures.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#28 Hey, #8 is the one who brought the topic up. I wasn't the one to bring it up this time. And if I seem obsessed, it's because I have BDD and talk sh*t about my breasts. Like seriously can't stop talking sh*t about them.

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MrSexyPants 14

Maybe she was playing Mummy!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Woooo, down-votes. Vote away because I have issues with my body!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#128 Whatever, dude. I just find it rude that someone would down-vote me because I admitted that I have body issues. I'm just being honest.

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elite_stoner 0

bad ass cat man, nice head piece Mr. Cat

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Caitlyn2 0

She must love toilet paper. Did she bring any with her?

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blondebrunette11 4

Well some people eat toilet paper...?

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