Miscellaneous: Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today... - FML

By jriese444 - 23/12/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

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By 2gewd4u - 15/01/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

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By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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By Crapped - 10/06/2021 20:01

Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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helper420 0

Friday 23 December 2011 19:06

Period?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 23 December 2011 19:22

I can't decide if she's using too much or you're using too little.

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ILoveTabz 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:08

Bahaha sorry

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:21

Hide the toilet paper for a whole day. Let's see how long she can last without breaking *evil laugh* No seriously, better to have an ass clean than to feel shit mushy tharr. Lol

Anthonyisnotshor_fml_fml 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:49

it's funny cuz I read this while ********

lexie98 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:09

Maybe She Likes Being Clean And When She Washes Her Hands She Uses Toliet Paper!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:58

Did she TP your house?

KittahMonster 20

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:59

Guys need to get over the whole toilet paper thing. girls use more toilet paper because "One" we make more of an effort to be clean than you do...."Two" we have something for almost a week out of every month called a period....."Three" you have an easy unobstructed pee hole to clean up after...or "shake off" lol....we have folds and crevices in the way to clean around. >^.^<

fighterofwar 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:19

It's. The. BEAST!

ninjacapo 2

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:27

Do u not shit?

mryoyo9 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:00

Quit bitching toilet paper is like $1 a roll..

angrynegro7 16

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:34

Sounds like your sister's got the mudbutt OP!

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